[Eleutheria5]

Mattel, however, has promised to change its way, and is producing a whole new line of dolls and accessories for the Islamic market. Now Barbie, Ken and Stacy will come equipped with suicide vests, AK47s, a Hijab and Burkha for Barbie and Stacy. Ken will not only be anatomically correct, but will have an enlarged rectal orifice to accommodate his new friend, Barbie's father Omar, who will honor-kill Barbie if he ever catches her near Ken again, and Ken in a jealous rage if he catches him looking at Stacy. Comes with scimitars, jagged scars, turbans and 3rd world BO. You can tell it's Mattel. It smells.

[MestaMachine]

Wow. I want one.

[SampleMan]

Don’t tell the Iranians, but there are actually millions of GI Joe action figures infiltrating their country, disguised under burkhas.

[TaMoDee]

Sara’s accessory kit comes with a bag of rocks and a whip just in case she strays from teachings found in the Koran.

[TaMoDee]

Sara’s accessory kit comes with a bag of rocks and a whip just in case she strays from teachings found in the Koran.

[Cicero]

[HiTech RedNeck]

Didn’t they use to make GI Joes as well? I bet that’s what really has the mullahs in a snit, at least it would have under Bush. Obama GI Joes would just sing Kumbaya when you pulled the string.

[WSGilcrest]

[BerryDingle]

We don’t want to hurt any Iranian feelings, We’ll put a rag on Mitt’s head and call him Dara.

[UnwashedPeasant]

"Meet Dara and Sara. "

Are they aware that Sara is a Jewish name?