National Security Agency: Declare foreign sex (not to worry...just employees, not us!)

Washington Post ^ | January 25, 2012 | Al Kamen

[Seizethecarp]

We were thinking about going overseas, worrying about the usual stuff travelers from Washington fret about — a weak dollar, suntan lotion, visa requirements, shots and inadvertently disclosing secret information.

Fortunately, we recalled some instructions we got a while back from the National Security Agency — the super-secret cryptography operation at Fort Meade that monitors international communications — explaining the do’s and don’ts of “defensive travel.”

The agency reminds super-spooks that even “if you plan to travel . . . for vacation,” you’ve got to submit a “UFT” or Unofficial Foreign Travel request, which is Form K2579. Most of all, remember that “reporting contact with foreign nationals is a requirement you agreed to when you were indoctrinated.”

So you’ve got to “report the following,” we’re told. That includes:

* “Close and continuing association with non-U.S. citizens;

* “Contact with an employee or representative of a foreign government . . .

* “Sexual contact with a non-U.S. citizen.”

[Seizethecarp]

Given the fact that the number one threat now is supposedlyl US citizens that have decided to become terrorists of various persuasions, is failing to require reporting of certain foreign "activity" only with non-US citizens but not with US citizens a potentially dangerous omission these days?

[a fool in paradise]

Does this include the sort of sexcapades Scott Ritter may have engaged in abroad?

What about glory holes and anonymous gay raves?

So much corruption that leaves agents open to blackmail and double-agents.

[justlurking]

It’s not just employees. Any contractor that is cleared for an NSA project is subject to the same requirements.

[colorado tanker]

Report sex with a foreigner? Shocking, positively shocking.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

“A Klingon, a Romulan, and two Orion slave girls. They’re really like animals: vicious, seductive. They say no Human male can resist them. One of them emptied my wallet.”

[RFEngineer]

I’m sure the foreign agents will just counterfeit their NSA-issued license to copulate.

[Viking2002]

'National Security Agency: Declare foreign sex'

OK. Over the years I've done the nasty with East Indians, Swedes, various Chicas of the Latin variety, Asians, Turks, and quite a few of questionable and/or mixed origin and parentage. Now, do I get a discount on my taxes for being a 'diversity' stud?

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

[KarlInOhio]

Report sex with a foreigner? Shocking, positively shocking.

That's why James Bond only goes on a mission once every two or three years. It takes months to fill out the coital counterintelligence forms.

[colorado tanker]

General Anatol Gogol: Triple X!
Sir Frederick Gray, Minister of Defence: Bond! What do you think you're doing?
James Bond: Making my report in person, sir.

[andy58-in-nh]

It takes months to fill out the coital counterintelligence forms.

I believe they call that an "after action report". I myself spent much time preparing for such foreign liaisons, but didn't truly benefit until I had significant field experience under my belt.

[Talisker]

National Security Agency: Declare foreign sex (not to worry...just employees, not us!)

"What - exactly - do you mean by 'sex'?"