[USS Alaska]

A guy would have to be crazy to go on TV...er, no wait a sec...;-)

I used to have dozens of guns and thousands of rounds of ammo, but then came the great disaster, known as the canoe sink. All were lost.

I once owned a few acres in the woods and had a small cabin, concrete block walls cover with logs, an internal well, and well stocked, but it burned down and the deed was lost.

I had various bags of real gold coins, but they fell off the back of my truck and are gone forever.

I once was very well prepared for the future, but now I just sit and moan about all of my bad luck, woe is me, poe' ole joe.

I am smart enuff not to go on TV and tell them my views about the future, I'd be called a crazy ole man, and they might find where the canoe sank.

[rockrr]

I’m sorry for your loss....Joe

[steve86]

I dropped my guns and ammo on Mt St. Helens in the late 70s when a bear chased me off the mountain. Then the volcano exploded and I think my stuff might have added to the blast.

[Misterioso]

I know where yer canoe sank, and yer lyin’-—’cause they warn’t no gold down there.