I hope you are wrong about “Saint Rick.”
Someone must’ve told “Saint Rick”,
You can hook ‘em surely,
squarely on the social stuff,
the rest you can be squirrelly.
They won’t care about the pork,
the big gov stuff means nil.
Small government? They’ll stick a fork
~ a sweater vest will thrill.
They won’t mind your record weak
on spending, votes or loss.
All they want’s for you to speak
good words. The rest they’ll toss.