Illegal Alien includes girlfriend in his fake drivers license photo

Craigslist ^ | Uncle

[Uncle Lonny]

Illegal Alien includes girlfriend in his fake drivers license photo

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/439/fakedriverslicense.jpg

[Uncle Lonny]

LOL! I would have loved to have seen the cops face when the perp gave him this drivers license!

[JRios1968]

[duckman]

Looks like those old amusement park photos; but only in color.

[Veggie Todd]

Note to Jose: Next time you might want to pick an expiration date in the future.

[Uncle Lonny]

Thanks JR!

I still havent figured out how to post an image on FR yet.

Every time I click on “see help for more information” to get the procedure, nothing happens.

Maybe one day I will figure it out. I aint got much high tech savy with this computer stuff. I still gots an 8 track in my car cause I stopped learnin after bout car stereos after that.

LOL! The agony of Old Timers Disease.

[LibWhacker]

LOL

[fishtank]

Home-made ID

[jiggyboy]

A little more detail in the craigslist link would be helpful, if it’s still there.

[Syntyr]

UL,

Add two pieces of code:

1. Standard image display code - "img src ="

2. URL for hosted photo = "http://www.imfdb.org/w/images/e/e9/HK_SMG_2.gif"

Put them together as so - just add the "<>" around the whole thing

img src = "http://www.imfdb.org/w/images/e/e9/HK_SMG_2.gif"

and you get voila...

[iowamark]

The image tag is used to place an image on a web page. If the image is at http://imagesource.jpg then the code looks like this:

<img src="http://imagesource.jpg">

[AnTiw1]

" Maybe one day I will figure it out. I aint got much high tech savy with this computer stuff. I still gots an 8 track in my car cause I stopped learnin after bout car stereos after that. LOL! The agony of Old Timers Disease. "

LOL...I'm laughing because when I finally got a computer and learned DOS, Windows had been out for years and I refused to upgrade...after I'd memorized hundreds of DOS commands, why did I want to mess with newfangled Windows? When I finally caved, I used Windows 95 for years after Microsoft stopped supporting it, going to Chinese websites for updates to keep it compatible. I didn't get my first cellphone until a couple years ago...how would my big fingers make anything work on those matchbook sized gadgets? And now, here I am, stabbing away on a smartphone with two thumbs, sitting in my cave waiting for the mastodon steaks to cook on the campfire ;^)

[Red_Devil 232]

It is also Expired. Ms licenses do not look like this any more.

[deport]

I still havent figured out how to post an image on FR yet.

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Go to the following link which is a FR HTML sandbox thread for practing your html coding, etc. Practice there and you’ll have the process down within a couple of minutes.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2650195/posts

[AngelesCrestHighway]

New reality show: America’s Dumbest Illegal Alien

[vette6387]

“New reality show: America’s Dumbest Illegal Alien”

All contestants are winners and all get a free ride from the studio to the border. Now that’s a show that I’d watch, particularly if the ICE guys were all knuckle draggers (but then that would not be a problem would it).

[blam]

"New reality show: America’s Dumbest Illegal Alien"

Obama?

[Tarantulas]

The licenses may have looked like that 4 years ago when this story first came out:

http://smallbitsandpieces.blogspot.com/2008/02/jose-pachecos-fake-id.html

[MoochPooch]

When I finally caved, I used Windows 95 for years after Microsoft stopped supporting it, going to Chinese websites for updates to keep it compatible. I didn't get my first cellphone until a couple years ago

I also first learned DOS & adapted to Windows with great reluctance. I kept my Windows 95 for 9 years before I finally got XP. Waiting for Windows 8 to come out. (Unless I try Apple, which is a different world.)

I thought I was the last person on the planet to get a cellphone. The only reason I did, 8 years ago, was because after slipping on ice during a blizzard & breaking my ankle, I realized a cellphone might be nice to have for emergencies.

Some folks have to be dragged kicking & screaming into the modern era. (Am I the only one who finds Facebook a big bore? Maybe I was spoiled by the FREEP, in a way my own social network -- far more substantive; people far more interesting.)