Posted on 02/21/2012 9:22:53 PM PST by lbryce
“Because that is what Dear Leader would have us do.”
Yep, Dear Leader would try to have us do many things...
Dan Rather and Peter Jennings were taking a walk in Hell, (I’m as mean as a snake tonight btw) Dan was just checking out time-shares, when Dan saw Satan’s dog `Lucifer’ licking his bright, red balls, really giving them a going over, snorting, blowing, etc. ...
[Parenthetical aside: It’s common knowledge that all MSM news anchors are queer for each other, when they aren’t making-out with their own dressing room mirrors.]
Dan observed this with considerable interest and finally turned to Peter and said, “You know Pete, since you died you haven’t been attentive to my needs. I’ve been as lonely as a farting razorback hog in a lukewarm hot tub.”
“Gee willikers, if I could do what that diabolical red bone houn’ dawg there is doing, why ... I wouldn’t need you, my stiff Canuck friend.”
And Jennings slowly turned his creaking, rigor mortised neck and replied in his crisp, fake English accent,
“You’d better pet him first.”
They won’t kiss me, admittedly a strange but (how) loving man, but they’ll kiss a fracking attack dog!
“but theyll kiss a fracking attack dog!”
fracking dumb azzed cats! When will they learn?
“... they won’t kiss me...”
SMOOCH! Are you happy now?! ((giggle))
Getting down on her knees, approaching the dog from behind, putting her hand under the dog’s jaw, sticking her face in his face, were all things that the dog didn’t like. It was obvious in the video watching the dog’s facial expressions, body language, and reaction. He DID like the scratching/petting of his head, but all the rest in combination was more than the already uncomfortable dog could take.
I wish her a complete and speedy recovery, but keep her away from animals. She is clueless.
If this is the person that got bit, and this person is not the owner or in the inner family circle, she's should never stick her face that close up to a strange dog, if this is the case in this image.
The very first qualification for a news anchor. (I hope she recovers. And learns. Dogs are like people.)
I dunno. I believe dogs are a lot more innocent than people.
But the fact is, humans get into it all the time resulting in death, just because someone got into someone's face.
I hope she doesn’t vomit. G-d forbid she gets sick and has to throw up.
Hell,I did that yesterday morning!
“Why on earth would anyone kiss a dog? They sniff butts and lick themselves dont they?”
Not only that they like to eat cat crap out of the litter box.
I won’t get that close to a Beagle!
Yep, snackin’ tray!
Hmmmm...
My dog has never been sick. How about you?
This dog is better looking than most women I see.
I smell a huge law suit is just around the corner, probably against the network or local station. Livelihood, pain and suffering, whole nine yards. And I bet she wins big, too. Could not happen to a nicer bunch. A presser with their mouth stitched shut suing the pants off the MSM; has such a good ring to it. How I wish 90% of the talking heads would get this stitch treatment for, oh say, the next nine months.
This house has been talking-head and commercial free for more than thirteen years. You all should try it ;)
She came down *from above* a strange dog and put her face right in its face.
All of that is ‘dominance behavior’ to a dog.
I would think that news bosses would have the sense to tell the anchors *not* to do such thing with/to unfamiliar, potentially nervous/freaked out animals.
The world is full of stupid people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS8w3tnvugc
[pity about that beautiful Boa]
Agree. That is the silliest act. Not so bad if on top of the head, but close to or on the nose - stupid. I love dogs, have had them all my life, but kissing is stupid. And worse, if not the kisser’s dog. Bring on the flames.
Very probable. Far too many people think of dogs as just different shapped people.
I like dogs and have never met a dog that didnt like me, from tiny toys through pits up to rotts and mastiffs. I dont approach them like an old friend. I get down to their level and look beside them, not dead in the eyes to a dog looking directly in their eyes is a challenge. I talk softly and extend a hand to sniff. After a couple encounters were friends.
I even made friends with a neighbors badass pit bull guard dog. The owner often let the dog loose on walks. He didnt like it when his mean dog ran up to me, licked my hand and demanded an ear rub.
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