Posted on 02/24/2012 8:01:24 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Also -
I was not saying you were a Nooter. You are actually....sane, and reasonable. Oh and can state clearly why you dislike the other “guys”.
BTW Newt certainly is an egomaniac.
You’re still smarter than 83% of the public.
Unfortunately, those are probably the ones who will decide the next election.
Nooters is great a debates (as well he should be. He’s been around this block a time or two.)
I’m not too wrapped up in anyone. Not like my opinion matters. Santorum is just less....”suck the air out of the room” than the other guys, so I guess I ultimately hate him less. Not saying that won’t change.
LOL; so did I, show-off!
Did you see the breakdown of the questions and answers. It was quite detailed.
The question and correct answer (or lack thereof) that surprised me the most was this:
Thinking about Congress, do Republicans currently have a majority in ....
And women-—that really did shock me, too.
Sheesh! We are in such trouble. Obama hasn’t even begun to spend his campaign billions.
I honestly don’t have a horse in this race anymore.
All I am looking at is who can win in a general election at this point.
You’d think a dog turd could beat Obama but he has the MSM on his side, and in concerns me greatly.
LOL - All politicians by nature are, for the most part.
I think it’s a job requirement.
Danged Greece question got me. I thought I picked Greece, but clicked Germany. DOH!!!!
Yeah, the people who couldn’t find the US on a map is who will decide the next election.
I got them all correct too, which one did you miss?
And only 35% of women could identify the symbol for Islam?
Makes you wonder who is taking this quiz.
I feel like I never really had a dog in this race....It’s frustrating .... and sad. At least I can watch the debates objectively though...lol. No one can accuse me of being in the tank for anyone. While I dislike Santorum least as of right now. . . . he still gets called out (on my FB anyway.) lol.
Then you are a 100%er.
You know what drives me up the wall?
Why are we even voting for people with names like Mitt and Newt?
Now folks are entertaining the notion that Mitt will name Rand as his VP
Why cant we have candidates with real names? like Elbridge or Biff? /s
Even “Mitt” and “Newt” are better than “Barack.”
The questions were too easy, I worry for our country.
We’ll survive.
Somehow, we’ll survive.
I’m an idgit. I got in a hurry and clicked on Germany. I knew it was Greece, but....excuses are like buttholes. . .
lol.
I just sent the quiz to three of my co-workers, two of whom are very outspoken libs.
I hope they take it and tell me what they scored.
“Barack” sounds like the USA blowing chunks!
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