[Repeat Offender]

I stopped working in December and retired - I’m done giving most of what I earn to these people.

That's because you're greedy and don't want to pay your fair share. /s

[Gaffer]

Yes....I am so ashamed of myself. Maybe I can redeem myself by becoming a baby-daddy to some lady and we can get that EBT, EITC, AFDC and so on... At least then, I’ll be part of what seems to be the majority now....