[AGreatPer]

There are no more Jew fish. They are called Monk fish.

Still tasty after all these years.

[Winstons Julia]

I heard every one you catch has a pound of flesh.

[Fiji Hill]

I wonder if meat from a jewfish is halal?

[SJackson]

There are no more Jew fish. They are called Monk fish.

The fish converted?

[GladesGuru]

“There are no more Jew fish. They are called Monk fish.

Still tasty after all these years.”

In FloriDUH, the Jewfish is now called the Goliath Grouper.

Critters are like a divorce lawyer, in that they move into an area and suck up all the smaller fish (lobster go first, though). Think of a fishy slurp gun that weight a half ton or more. Sometimes much more.

Oh,in FloriDUH, Jewfish are protected. We can’t hook and fillet lawyers, either.