Posted on 03/13/2012 8:11:38 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
So the women aren't exactly enthusiastic about your re-election?
First: They couldn't care less about Sanda Fluke and her little dog and pony show.
Second: Women work and drive cars to get to work. Women fill up their cars and have the same reaction that men have when they see the high prices. GASP!
But Team Obama, just keep rolling along and think that everything is just dandy and do nothing about energy prices. And next January you can buy your Chevy Volt.
Never thought I’d see the day she treated herself to such an extravagance.
I now know what to get her next Flag Day.
Ditto. There is an unsweetened tea that I guzzle in warm weather. The brand is GOLD PEAK.
There, fixed it.
Can you believe how much dog and pony she is doing? I know second hand how much work she is missing at Georgetown Law I don't understand how she will graduate?
I drink that brand, too. It’s great.
Rush’s opening monologue was triumphant. The dog and pony show has blown up in the face of the President. He said the NAGS meeting recently they were laughing it up thinking they had a winning issue. Now the New York Times has approval down to 41 percent and two-thirds of those were “adults,” not registered voters aor even likely voters. The President is losing among women!
2 nites ago one of those blistex defenders of Fluker and Obama per the Bill Maher / Rush dust up was ax’d.......how would you feel if you were called an MILF er....This slut said.....” well ... I’d be honored “
... that moment...I realized I’d now seem it all.
watch for a shower of Rainbow folk now.....big tent dontcha know
Did they ask her if she’d be honored to be called a “c*nt” or a “tw*t”?
If Michelle Obama could get a law degree, it shouldn't be too hard for the fraudsters to award one to FLUK.
oh dearie yes......the whole smash......clips, bleeps....eyebrows raised...gasps....and of course that guilty “ blush”......
I’m surprised the guest slut didn’t whip out a few pictures
of her and Weiner on some Alaska Cruise in thongs
Hey CHU: Y’all just keep talking up gas prices. It’s a winner with women!
Yes, Occupy Wall Street Democrats are going to acting fruitcake as they sober to understanding they are supporting a losing cause. The media figures will really start to humor us more with their comments.
The last I heard OWS was about out of money and they were asking for more. My guess is that they won’t get nearly what they need to keep up the nonsense. Democrats understand that this is NOT a winning issue for them.
Good afternoon n’@!
Great news on the Buh-Rock Star’s plummet!
Further GREAT NEWS on the narcissist in chief. He is taking British PM (and partially blind) David Cameron to a “First Four” NCAA Basketball game in Dayton. Tip off WAS scheduled for 6:30pm ....but...security check in has now been uped to the highest levels and wait times for security are now over four hours..so if you work in Dayton or go to school in Dayton and planned on going to the game....OOOPSIE!!! Too bad for you and that no refundable ticket price...good luck making it into the arena. A FB friend was livid (a non political type if ever there was!) because of the “changes.”
So then I go over to ESPN’s webpage coverage...to see what is being said. Well...I guess Daytonites are NOT feeling the love....because comments were disabled (to even registered users—my teens use my phone for fantasy teams).
So when he game does start, CBS will have the dual challenges of wide camera shots with EMPTY yet “sold” seats and (hopefully) BOOS!
And lastly, Dear Leader will be interviewed (”Mr. President, can we get you a beer?”) at halftime.
The other day, Quinn & Rose played a clip of a robo call some group calling themselves “The Women of the 99%” put out targeting Republican Congresscritters in certain districts. It was trying to capitalize on the Sandra Fluke issue, and called for outraged women to call the Congresscritter’s office to demand he condemn Limbaugh.
I thought OWS had nothing to do with the Democrat party, and that it was totally “organic”? Hmmm . . .
So much for the basketball fan vote in Dayton. Ha!
I didn’t know Cameron was partially blind. I knew Gordon Brown was.
Yes, Democrats should get former Clinton Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders to work as a temp hire till the government birth control benefits kick-in, and they may need her full time for their constituents when the (non)Affordable Heath Care bill Constitutionality is clarified as not.
close..........OWS has nuthin to do w/ toilet paper
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