Not only do all switches need to be on to show your support,
But going to the garage, wheeling out the chipper shredder,
The two riding lawn mowers,
The two roto tillers,
The tractor,
The standby generator,
Both motorcycles,
The leaf blower,
The trimmer/edger, Both trucks,
and starting them all as a salute to fossil fuel.
Heck, most likely I will have a few beers as well, to celebrate diversity.
My house electric panel couldn’t handle the load if I plug everything I own in at once, so I will also have to start the big, noisy, gas emergency generator and plug in a few mega-foot candle lights. You know the kind that can be seen from space.