[Godzilla]

the missile is believed to have crashed into the sea.

[goseminoles]

# epic fail. Morons..

[Matt Hatter]

They will tell the starving masses eating grass that we shot it down.

[Matt Hatter]

They will tell the starving masses eating grass that we shot it down.

[exit82]

Good. Now send a cruise missile and blow up the launch pad.

From the direction of China.

Then, pass the popcorn.

[stormer]

Here's an exclusive photo!

[MarketR]

Hmmmm...Larger than normal flare.

So, how do you like our point defense lasers now? just sayin...

[mkmensinger]

It’ll be a bad, ronery day for some Nork rocket scientist.

[Uncle Ike]

Is there anybody out there in FReeperland that didn’t, in the dark recesses of their minds, see this coming??

(I had ‘spectacular explosion on the pad’ in the pool...)

[Lazlo in PA]

The Regime has this all under control. I guess that we can all stick our heads in the sand since these dopes couldn’t get their rocket to work. No threat here at all, and the fact that the ChiComs and Iranians have their fingerprints all over this is just a coincidence too.

[H.Akston]

Charleton Heston fell on the crystal.

[Dallas59]

"The glorious rocket built by Kim Jong Un himself, was a success until American Imperialists and their allies shot the beautiful rocket from the skies over the North Korean Ocean. In other news...choco rations have been raised to 25 grams..."

[greatdefender]

[mulder1]

Dateline Pyonang North Korea: In an uncharacteristic unveiling of military defense secrets the North Korean government has reported it successfully tested a land based anti submarine missile today.

[Happy Rain]

The stick must have stayed in the ground.

[ntnychik]

NBC’s Richard Engel was camped out in N. Korea for their Dear Leader’s most excellent rocket launch. Funny, I didn’t see Engel reporting the epic fail, or could I have zoned out and missed it?

[newzjunkey]

U.S. officials said that the missile is believed to have crashed into the sea.

This is what passes for a "confirmation" of facts now? Mere belief?

[darkwing104]

Good work Tommy!

[Viking2002]

I wonder how many Nork 'rocket scientists' have been lined up against a wall and blindfolded by now.........

"As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."

--H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920

[stboz]

Boost-phase intercept!

We done good!