LOL!!! FUnniest headline in a long time. Moral of the story: Don't hook up with a hooker in a room when you have a half million in diamonds on your person. Maybe this jeweler can trade hooker war stories with the Secret Service.
1 posted on
04/18/2012 2:33:11 PM PDT by
PJ-Comix
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2 posted on
04/18/2012 2:35:02 PM PDT by
PJ-Comix
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3 posted on
04/18/2012 2:36:16 PM PDT by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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Wow. The hotel didn't have a safe? Perhaps it was a dive hotel.
Third Rate Romance..
Low Rent Rendevous
6 posted on
04/18/2012 2:47:59 PM PDT by
csvset
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8 posted on
04/18/2012 2:55:52 PM PDT by
GeronL
(The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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Kaiser, who is not married, told cops that only then did he realize she was a hooker, but he carried on with the date anyway... Why not? At this point he knew he'd get laid!
They had sex before he passed out.
Well, at least she had integrity.
12 posted on
04/18/2012 3:27:30 PM PDT by
Drew68
To: PJ-Comix
He asked 'how much?'
She said '$800 and a bag full of diamonds'
13 posted on
04/18/2012 3:49:05 PM PDT by
paul51
(11 September 2001 - Never forget)
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Rule #1: Never go boozing and trolling for hookers when you are carrying $500K in diamonds.
15 posted on
04/18/2012 4:19:55 PM PDT by
Iron Munro
(If Repub's paid as much attention to Rush Limbaugh as the Dem's do, we wouldn't be in this mess)
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I got the Whiskey Park Blues
I got the Whiskey Park Blues
Lost my jewel pouch and got dejewel’d
Funny thing is I’ll never really got nude
But it don’t really matter now cuz..
I got the Whiskey Park Blues
I got the Whiskey Park Blues
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He should be more careful where he puts the family jewels.
17 posted on
04/18/2012 7:54:43 PM PDT by
garjog
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