Obama Charges $1,000 Per Handshake

Big Government ^ | 04-18-12 | Breitbart News

[Lazlo in PA]

President Obama’s fan base is willing to pay through the nose to get a glimpse of him. In fact, supporters in Dearborn, Michigan showed up today to shell out $1,000 just to shake the hand of The One.

“A thousand dollars is a lot of money,” Lonnie Peek, one of the fortunate few to touch Obama personally, told CBS. “But other folks are kickin’ in for their candidates, so what you do is you bite the bullet. You wanna have your conscience good, to feel that this is what I did. You know, you go without a couple of meals. We can miss a couple meals.”

[Lazlo in PA]

If the President of the United States is forced to do a lame hand shake for bucks deal with the general public, they are on hard times. Good to see. The best part is the end of the piece talking about the guy who was interviewed. Turns out he is a Radical Black Militant. Love to have that pic to send around.

Lonnie Peek, by the way, gave Obama $2,000 during the 2008 election cycle. He’s apparently a former member of the Citywide Citizens Action Committee, “possibly the most broadly based Black Power organization in any city,” according to articles at the time of its founding; he is a self-described racial “militant.”

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[Secret Agent Man]

$1000 to shake the future Antichrist’s hand? I guess some people find it worth it.

[Harley]

That’s $999.98 more than it’s worth.

[GeronL]

He is touch with the common man, if the common man can afford it.

[grey_whiskers]

Speaking of that, did you hear Obama sent his dog, Bo, to obedience school?

He wanted Bo to learn how to "shake"...
...and bake!

Cheers!

[cableguymn]

No.. you need to add .02 to that figure.

I would not shake his hand if it walked up to me with hand extended.

You never know who’s pocket that hand was in before.

[GeronL]

The guy said he’d raise a billion bucks and some of his ignorant supporters think they have to miss meals to support him?

[Graewoulf]

A dictator, such as Obama, only has the power that the people give him.

Currently, at least 40 % of American voters are gladly willing to give Obama the necessary power to continue his dictatorship.

Dictator Obama has designed Obama”care” to become active only AFTER he is re-elected, thus enabling THE NINE SUPREMES to delay ruling on the Constitutionality of the dictate of the individual mandate until Obama is once again the Illegal Foreign White House Occupier, (IFWHO).

The purpose of Dictator Baby-Doc Barack is simple: 1.) Regulate; 2.) Control; and 3.) Destroy. By his own count he as achieved 60 % of his goals, according to the note he says he carries in his pocket.

Obama’s obvious deep hatred of America could have only come from his childhood.

Since there are no known networks of childhood friends from Obama’s past, Obama was probably a member of a Marxist sleeper cell funded by wealthy men with a Marxist view of the World.

The lack of credible evidence that has NOT been forged requires a long-term, highly skilled and well-funded support group.

Who the key members of Obama’s probable support group and probable sleeper cell were and are is well known to the CIA and the FBI.

Will the “Citizen Journalists” such as Breitbart Editor Joel Pollack be able to out-spy these two tax-funded spy entities?

BTW, forget about the LAM, (Liberal Agenda Media), as they are saving their notes to write their tell-all Obama books after Obama has SAFELY retired back home in Kenya.

BTW, BTW, to all the doubters of the above speculation: what does your gut tell you?

[GeronL]

Good thing he didn’t send Bo to cooking school

[dragnet2]

Obama Charges $1,000 Per Handshake

I suggest he just run down the rope-lines and slap hands. Probably quadruple his money.

[Sarah Barracuda]

Poor Bo, he’s next to be eaten. Bo is the only one in the White House I have actual respect for

[2ndDivisionVet]

I’d pay a million dollars not to have to shake his hand or have anything to do with him. Is that the same thing?

[onyx]

ROTFLOL

ROTFLOL

[IM2MAD]

Was George Bush ever that tacky?

[Ronin]

You couldn’t pay me a thousand dollars to be in the same room with him.

[Osage Orange]

I’d pay a million dollars not to have to shake his hand or have anything to do with him. Is that the same thing?

Not really the same thing...if you'd have to borrow the million bucks.

[GeronL]

Bo Steaks

Bo Soup

Bo Salad

Bo Souffle

Spaghetti and Bo balls

[NormsRevenge]

what do a head butt and butt kick go for?

[Lazlo in PA]

You never know who’s pocket that hand was in before.

LOL. Nicely done.

[GeronL]

He could always apply for a green energy loan

[lacrew]

How much are fist bumps?

[Karliner]

http://youtu.be/YOMTnLHDWRA

This would be a good song for weird Al or a good FReeper to change the lyurics around. Then I'll play and tape it.

[Lazlo in PA]

I understand that Obummers favorite dish is Spaghetti and Meat Bo's.

[snowtigger]

Baby Doc is going to pay me a LOT more than a measley grand before I let him shake MY hand....

[My Favorite Headache]

LMFAO

[bunkerhill7]

Obummer Charges $1,000 Per Handshake:
Handshake Breakdown details:
left thumb: 1.00
right thumb: 1.00
little pinkies 2.00
index fingers: 3.00
ring fingers: 4.00
middle finger, both hands: $490

[Idaho_Cowboy]

Umm. If I could raise an extra $1000 by skipping a couple meals. I'd only eat 26 days out of the month.

What does touching the hem of his garment retail at?
Standing in his shadow?

[Salamander]

Alice Cooper charges ~half~ that for a VIP meet and greet, conversation, autograph, photo and t shirt.
[and that money goes to his Christian youth center]

I have a PayPal account if you guys want to make my fondest dream come true....:)

[dalereed]

I wouldn’t shake his hand if he paid me $10,000!

[Salamander]

Bo knows cuisine.

[The Antiyuppie]

I think I’d rather pay the Colombian hookers $600; then I get to do the...uhhh...well, you get it.

[Dogbert41]

What does he charge for sex?

[Lazlo in PA]

What does he charge for sex?

I bet he charges more for women to get over the ewwww factor he has.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

You know darn well that if Bush did that the Libs would be all over him like maggots on rotten meat.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

At least it goes to charity and not into his pocket.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

$1,000 says he’d charge tornado victims to visit them and provide comfort and encouragement.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

Or I could pay a male escort that much money to spend a few hours with me...

[BIGLOOK]

Hmmmmm......Isn’t Dearborn a Muslim community in Michigan as is Hamtramck?

[FlingWingFlyer]

It’s a cult thing. Just think, these Obamanoids are all going to have to be deprogrammed once their messiah is sent packing by the American people.

[Salamander]

http://www.alicecoopersolidrock.com/

Truly a beautiful soul.

[A Navy Vet]

"It’s a cult thing. Just think, these Obamanoids are all going to have to be deprogrammed once their messiah is sent packing by the American people."

Sorry, socialists will never be deprogrammed. Utopia is too engrained in their neurological synapses. It's an emotional thing versus an intellectual thing. They feel (and you don't) - therefore, they know best for the good.

The above has always been the outlook of socialists. Intellectual honesty and logic are beyond their capability to comprehend simply because they have a need to feel good, and push their feelings on others.

Always remember the saying: "If you're 20 and not a liberal, you don't have a heart. If you're 40 and not a conservative, you don't have a brain".

[BigCinBigD]

I wouldn’t touch him with a Thirty Nine and a half foot pole.

[chiefqc]

He would owe me money to buy soap, who knows where his hand has been.

[Wurlitzer]

How much to just give him the finger?

[TexasRepublic]

“who knows where his hand has been”

Doing Michael Jackson crotch grabs?

[stephenjohnbanker]

LOL

[stephenjohnbanker]

” I wouldn’t shake his hand if he paid me $10,000!”

I would, and then donate it to an anti-abortion org.

[Quickgun]

Nope, I ain’t shakin’ his hand. He might have not washed it since he had it on Larry Sinclair’s.......

[Lionheartusa1]

,,,,, , how much for a kick in the @$$ ???