MSNBC Anchor Thinks NASCAR Cars Go 500 MPH

SBNation ^ | 4/19/12 | Jeff Gluck

[AT7Saluki]

Little Friday chuckle at the expense of the geniuses at pMSNBC.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

MSNBC Anchor Thinks is an oxymoron,

[libertarian27]

Maybe Algore said NASCAR cup cars go 500MPH, he believes the earth’s core is several million degrees...PMSNBC guys are gullible :)

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

The 500 mph Nascar racer is brought to you by the same good folks who invented the 7.62 Anti Aircraft Gun.

[the invisib1e hand]

Savvy NASCAR sucking up like every other Big Bizness.

if NHRA prostrates itself before the idols of Mass Hysteria, we will know we have passed the point of no return.

[Autonomous User]

I was going to give him the BOTD thinking he meant to say 500 Miles. But no. He actually said it. What a Dumb Ass.

[ILS21R]

MSNBC anchor Thomas Roberts:

And is it true that you don’t race on Guam because it rocks the island too much?

[SoFloFreeper]

With apologies to Sarah Palin....I have to say it....

WHAT A RETARD!

[AlexW]

Does a PMSNBC anchor drive a car, or even know what a car is?

[wally_bert]

I gave up Nascar as a teen in the mid 80s and don’t miss it at all.

NHRA I might watch a few minutes of once in a very great while.

[count-your-change]

He did say “up to” and “about” so he was pretty close.

NASCAR provides the cars, MSNBC provides the clowns.

[Spirit of Liberty]

Every time I see the ethanol commercial during a NASCAR race, I wanna hurl.

[Sloth]

I bet people who live near NASCAR tracks get tired of all the sonic booms.

[The Cajun]

Can you imagine trying to hold a conversation with this idiot about anything.

[Da Coyote]

Sounds like those clown’s mechanical IQ pretty much matches all of their IQ.

[Buckeye McFrog]

well we knew they didn’t hire Physics majors...

[Charles Martel]

Aw, give him a break. Even Algore the Oracle thinks the earth’s molten core is “millions of degrees’ in temperature.

[Lockbox]

Well technically if the Nascar car is traveling in the direction of the Earth rotation, it would be traveling at a speed of 1235 MPH, while on the other side of the track it would be going against the rotation of the Earth and be traveling a -835 MPH. Thus yielding a 200 MPH average lap at Talladega.

On another subject where does MSNBC consistently find such ignorant people?

[3rdcoastislander]

Thank you Lockbox, I will be thinking of this when I am finishing off my 20th beer at the next race I attend. I will be especially happy to share this news with a guy that sits in front of me that I am convinced does not know mathematics or physics. He will be thrilled to learn of this information!

[Roccus]

On another subject where does MSNBC consistently find such ignorant people?

...at US universities...especially those with journalism schools.