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Egypt: Husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours after their death
Daily Mail UK ^ | 26 April 2012

Posted on 04/26/2012 7:47:08 AM PDT by Lorianne

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To: Bruinator

I heard you the first time you said it.


121 posted on 04/26/2012 9:56:46 AM PDT by corlorde (NH)
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To: bert
However from CSI we learn...

Post Of The Day!

Shout out to Horatio...

123 posted on 04/26/2012 10:04:19 AM PDT by moovova
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To: Mr. K

Nice one centurion!

Mel


124 posted on 04/26/2012 10:12:24 AM PDT by melsec (Once a Jolly Swagman camped by a Billabong....)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

That was the subject of Kohmeni’s dissertation. If I remember correctly, the answer is no—you need to sell it to the next village over.


125 posted on 04/26/2012 10:13:00 AM PDT by Hieronymus ( (It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. --G.K. Chesterton))
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To: tumblindice

Since ribald limericks are the order of the day...

A crusty old Arab named Abdul
Was known to be nobody’s fool
When his wife died
For six hour he tried
Like the devil to wear out his tool!


126 posted on 04/26/2012 10:15:35 AM PDT by Mormon Cricket
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To: Lorianne

Well, men do often complain about their wife being a little frigid....


127 posted on 04/26/2012 10:17:54 AM PDT by Kharis13 (That noise you hear is our Founding Fathers spinning in their graves.)
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To: Lorianne

Bound to have “Grave” consequences esp if the wife is not yours.


128 posted on 04/26/2012 10:19:39 AM PDT by nikos1121
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To: Lorianne
Oh, hey...I found it!!

NSFW Due to LANGUAGE...if you don't approve of Sam Kinison's colorful language, DO NOT CLICK!!!

129 posted on 04/26/2012 10:30:17 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lorianne; TigersEye

Despite the new law, the dead Egyptian wives still won’t move, they had been playing dead before their actual death anyway, so they reckon a Muslim husband deserves a final attempt at genuine bonding??

Very twisted it seems, at first glance.


130 posted on 04/26/2012 10:31:58 AM PDT by Candor7 (Obama fascist info....http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: A. Patriot
Maybe this one too... except it's not actually about necrophilia. :)

Type O Negative - Everyone I Love Is Dead

131 posted on 04/26/2012 10:48:53 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (We apologise for the fault in this tagline. Those responsible have been sacked.)
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To: tumblindice

She’s probably pinin’ for the Great Pyramid...


132 posted on 04/26/2012 10:50:02 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (We apologise for the fault in this tagline. Those responsible have been sacked.)
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To: mosaicwolf

Add Bill Crystal to that list of idiots.


133 posted on 04/26/2012 11:03:25 AM PDT by GraceG
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To: Lorianne

Like Alice Kooper says, “I love the dead before they are cold”.
Yeuck,...


134 posted on 04/26/2012 11:03:48 AM PDT by Joe Boucher ((FUBO) Hey Mitt, F-you too pal)
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To: Lorianne

Technically, I think his ruling was that they should stop having sex with their wife when she smells worse than a goat.

Seriously, given the primitive nature of these people, wives probably just lie there acting like corpses, anyway, hoping that guy finishes quickly and leaves her alone.


135 posted on 04/26/2012 11:04:30 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("It is already like a government job," he said, "but with goats." -- Iranian goat smuggler)
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To: Lorianne

Has anybody interviewed any of the sweet young things the networks were interviewing during the Arab Spring demonstrations? They were all manning the barricades overthrowing the evil Mubarack regime the gain better rights for women. Every station went out of their way to find the attractive, articulate female protester to show how women were leading the movement for change in Egypt. Just like here they are getting change, but not the kind they expected.


136 posted on 04/26/2012 11:12:02 AM PDT by redangus
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To: Lorianne

Does the six hour rule still apply if she’s dead because you honor killed her?


137 posted on 04/26/2012 11:15:16 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Lorianne

I think this is an extension of the Viagra rule. If you are having sex for over six hours after your spouse has died call your doctor.


138 posted on 04/26/2012 11:22:52 AM PDT by xp38
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To: Lorianne

“All Americans must recognize that the face of terror is not the true faith — face of Islam. Islam is a faith that brings comfort to a billion people around the world. It’s a faith that has made brothers and sisters of every race. It’s a faith based upon love, not hate.”

President George W. Bush
Roundtable with Arab and Muslim-American Leaders
Afghanistan Embassy, Washington, D.C.
September 10, 2002


139 posted on 04/26/2012 11:44:19 AM PDT by donna (...gay couples raising kids. That's the American way... -Mitt Romney)
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To: TurboZamboni

Egyptian Swingers = Inviting friends over for a cold one.


140 posted on 04/26/2012 11:48:35 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
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