Oh, get out. They are not. They're your best bosom buddies, aren't they? Haven't you all shook hands on supporting your very own Socialist for president?
Sure you have. Back slaps and cigars all around, boys.
My buddies, dang. If it wasn’t for those crackers I would be swimming in Obama money. You think it’s fun to beg from those Yao Ming types for the dough ray me. I want to sock it to y’all. Like I told that Russkie fella the other day, you ain’t seen nothing yet. I might talk about my Buffet Rule now, but after y’all carry me across the finish line for round 2, I’m going full Mao
Peace My Brothers
Barack Hussein Obama