My buddies, dang. If it wasn’t for those crackers I would be swimming in Obama money. You think it’s fun to beg from those Yao Ming types for the dough ray me. I want to sock it to y’all. Like I told that Russkie fella the other day, you ain’t seen nothing yet. I might talk about my Buffet Rule now, but after y’all carry me across the finish line for round 2, I’m going full Mao
Peace My Brothers
Barack Hussein Obama
This is getting OLD, mister gusty.
A couple more of these and I’ll be asking for a zot to happen to what couldn’t be a more deserving fellow.
I know you’re having a good laugh, but like HiTech Redneck said, you’re gonna get bounced out of here if you keep it up.