Julia
Posted on 05/05/2012 10:24:37 PM PDT by Kaslin
Independent sassy ladies, make way for Obama’s government dependent gal … Julia! For the double X chromosomes who’ve yet to meet Julia, she’s Obama’s dream girl: a needy chick who’s beholden to big government from her wee little diapers to her ginormous adult Depends. And I thought conservatives hated women?
Now, before I continue to bash Obama’s dreamland for the ladies, who in God’s name came up with the name “Julia”? That’s way too white of a name for We the Touchy. BHO’s gang should have just named her Cassandra Caucasian or Whitney Whiteywhite.
Julia Roberts, Julia Child, Julia Stiles, Julia Mancuso and Julia Gulia from the Wedding Singer—all white chicks. Hello. I cry foul. No, I cry racism! OccupyJulia! We should protest Obama’s damsel in distress campaign until they change the protagonist’s name.
Julia? Puh-lease. The name Julia should be banned like the term “illegal alien” because it represents uppity white capitalistic women. 99% of women aren’t named Julia, are they? Huh? Can’t you see, people? We are the 99%.
I’m not a woman, but I do like Sandra Bullock movies. She’s a hoot. But if I were a woman, I would not be thrilled but rather chilled by the step-n-fetch good dog future Obama foresees for my life. From this cartoon lady it appears as if our president has a low view of you girls being able to get on in life without big daddy gov helping you poor little lasses out. Hey, feminists, does this not piss you off?
Oh, and by the way: You think it’s miserable being married to a shiftless male toad? Just wait ‘til you say “I do” to the government for protection and provision. Ahahahaha! I promise you that’ll be more tedious than listening to Celine Dion speed yodel. Imagine being married to the Department of Motor Vehicles or the United States Post Office. Oh, and one more thing: Free candy ain’t free. You owe them.
Whatever happened to the Charlie’s Angels type of girls our culture used to uphold—independent, sharp, solid and smart women? I guess with Obama’s Julia we’re going to have to have Destiny’s Child regroup and reword their hit theme song to the 2000 Angels flick. Matter of fact, in honor of Julia we should change Destiny’s Child’s name to Dependency’s Child and the song from “Independent Woman” to “Dependent Woman.” Here are some of my lyrical suggestions:
“Dependent Woman”©
To be sung to the tune of the Destiny’s Child song, “Independent Woman.”
Question: Tell me what you think about me
I depend on the gov’ment for everything
Only ring your cell-y when I'm feelin’ need
When it's all over I will follow your lead
Question: Tell me how you feel about this
Don’t gimme what I want, you get dismissed
Pay for my fun, oh and I will vote for your bizness
Always 50/50 in relationships
The shoes on my feet
Obama bought ‘em.
The clothes I'm wearing
Obama bought ‘em
The Birkenstocks I'm rockin'
'Cause I depend on thee
If I wanted the watch you're wearin'
Obama’ll get it
The house I live in
Obama bought it
The car I'm driving
Obama bought it
I depend on thee
(I depend on thee)
All the women gov’ment dependent
Throw your bills up at me
All the honeys who needin’ money
Throw your votes up at me
All the mommas who want tax dollas
Throw your hands up at me
All the ladies who want free candies
Throw your hands up at me
Girl I didn't know you could stoop like that
Obama, how your Angels get down like that
Girl I didn't know you could bend like that
Obama, how your Angels get down like that
Dependency's Child
Wassup?
You in the house?
Sure 'nuff
We'll break this nation down Obama style
Child of mediocrity
Dependent Julias
No one else will care for you
Obama's Angels
Girl I didn't know you could stoop like that
Obama, how your Angels get down like that
(repeat until women in audience believe it, then fade)
With that, my creative juices are spent. I will say one last thing: Obama’s Julia is a far cry from what Helen Reddy sang about in 1971. Somehow feminists have gone from independent bra burners to wearing government-funded bras. And girls, if you think that the bra the government is gonna buy you looks like the one Adriana Lima is wearing on page 22 of the Victoria’s Secret Spring Fashion 2012 catalog, VOL. 4 you’d better think again, sister. No, the bra that the bureaucrats will provide will be more like the scary one your grandmother wears. And with that I’m done.
Vorwärts Vixens!
Rush talked about this Julia thing the day it came out. My first thought upon hearing that name was the novel Nineteen Eighty-Four.
One of the little chapters begins with “Under Obama, Julia got pregnant”...! Thought the “writing” in ‘Dreams From My Julia’, was just plain bad.
Julia is portrayed as a faceless,friendless, white girl/woman-who turns to Obama for all of her needs, not just the govt. Each life-dilemma she has, is only solved “Under Obama”.
As a white woman, to be portrayed as this,ignorant,dependent mess is so insulting I don’t even know where to begin.
When will we see a story featuring a ‘James’ or “Joe”?
They really are insistent on this War on Women aren’t they?
I thought Barry was saying he and Michelle were ‘romeo and juliet’. Who’s Julia?
Also, what about any other imaginary friends? What were their names?
It does seem to be a 'war' they can't win. I mean, heck, we are talking half the population, more or less. At least half the men would back the women, so...
I was thinking of a certain female friend I have, an Army intel type. Very strong, very independent. A wife, mother, and very, very good at her job/career. The kind of person the term "sharp" was meant for. If I said this profile fit her she'd laugh her head off - then when she was done laughing she'd kick my ***.
It would be an obvious joke.
Yep that could be taken as a double entendre.
Julia
Under President Obama: Julia decides to have a child.
Julia never gets married during her life. A husband’s income would have disqualified her for many programs. Besides having a man around the house would have replaced all of the programs.
Second, a four year college degree and $50,000 student debt to be a web designer? I have designed a 100 websites for businesses and all it required was a little bit of effort and the Internet as my classroom. Julia is a complete mess.
When did nurses quit wearing those hats and uniforms? Was it gradual? I just can’t remember.
As for the dresses, leaning over beds or gurneys while yanking with great vigor left very little room for modesty.
Lol! And I bet she’s good at it too!
I think people are getting these two “girls” confused. Julia is a female featured in a slideshow on BHO’s website, showing her from age 3 up through old age and how she benefits from Big Brother goodies throughout her life vs. how mean old Romney/Republicans would cut programs and benefits.
The other female under discussion is an old girlfriend BHO had written about (remember we still know nothing about his past personal life). He now has said that she was really a “composite” of all (?) his past girlfriends.
The Julia thing reminds me of Orwell’s 1984 because she was the heroine who, along with Winston, was resisting the global dictatorship that we’re now speeding toward with BHO.
LOL...what imagery! I missed that the first ten times. Thanks for pointing it out.
it’s in my sad brain forever-some images just don’t go away and as a woman-that’s a real bad one...just ewww.
That's a good one!
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