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Posted on 05/09/2012 8:28:24 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
E-mail Rush: ElRushbo@eibnet.com
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Hi all. I always wanted be the first poster to this thread.
A double agent was the current bomber. This leaking story sounds political. Developing.
Who in the world are these people who are broadcastingon the EIB today?
Speaking of leaks, since 0bama leaked that Israel will have bases in Azerbaijan Iran has SAM missiles in the mountains surrounding them.
Now I have Rush broadcasting....weird! I
Love Boyd Crowder Rush. Justified was my favorite show till I found Breaking Bad on Netflix. Absolutely amazing show. We watched 3 seasons in 2 weeks. Waiting for season 4 & 5.
Tea Party back in business, I love it!
Go Rush!
Dick Lugar is finally gone!!!!! I read his statement....and grew to dislike him even more. What a whiny, whiny little.....
Rush: “Elizabeth Waren is more of an Indian than Dick Lugar is an Indianain.”
LMAO!!!
I missed it....did Rush open with the WV felon fiasco?
Did you listen to Rush yesterday? He played an ad from little Dick Lugar that said Richard Mourdock would cut social security for the elderly. You can’t tell the difference between him and a Libtard. Despicable! I hope every RINO hears the Tea Party loud and clear, we’re not going to take their crap anymore.
“Just how unpopular is President Obama in some parts of the country? Enough that a man in a Texas prison received four out of 10 votes in West Virginia’s Democratic presidential primary.”
Nice hair Keith.
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