Posted on 05/10/2012 8:22:33 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
ROFL!
Good catch!
Probably not...
The mostly-gay run programming on the Magic Squawking Box the sheeple stare at every night is now FIRMLY in Obama’s Camp.
These liberal bastards should rot in hell.
Remember when everyone gave GW Bush crap for listening and agreeing with VP Cheney on a variety of topics, and for not being “his own man” because he supposedly listened to Cheney too much?
Well, now the same thing happened with Obama and VP Biden (Obama made decisions based on comments that Biden made on gay marriage) and no one is saying that he’s not “his own man”, like they said about Bush.
Unreal.
I’m just waiting for the rainbow flag to fly from the WH.
Hi, Silvie:
Were you listening to the WMAL stream? After the news break, instead of returning to Rush, I heard two guys talking about the new Google driverless car.
WTH?
Someone better tell Maha-Rushie that there are 9 or so states that only passed their pro-marriage amendments in the 50% ranges, some of them very low like Cali with prop. 8’s 52% in 2008. That isn’t overwhelming like most of them have passed by, many are in the 70% + ranges! Also Arizona actually failed to pass one, but then passed one two years later.
Freegards
Hi RWI!
I was listening to WMAL but didn’t hear that feed.
It could have been an audio segment between Bryan and Brian from this morning’s show because they were talking about that topic. The technical director working right now and plugging in Rush’s satellite feed must have pressed the wrong button.
Maybe. More likely those who are going to vote for the dear leader will do so anyway.
More likely that Rush has just wasted half his show on an issue that won't cut.
the regime buys time almost daily from any issue they can as long as they are not forced to talk about the true issues of the campaign which remain;
Debt, no budget for 1,000 days,massive budget deficits, homes under water, no hope in sight no energy plan--anyway you get what they don't want to talk about.
If we aid and abet them we screw ourselves.
I want to throw up.
Barney’s engagement ring is made of Tungsten?
There’s a joke in there somewhere, but I’d better not go there.
damn rush, there must be other news out there than gay marriage.
meanwhile, I’m at the edge of my seat to hear what tungsten is used in.
Me too. Thought it was used in light bulbs.
Well, I’ve used tungsten cutting tools in manufacturing, I’ve seen aircraft parts (a rudder counterbalance) made out of tungsten and IIRC some armour-piercing ammunition....
Real dense, heavy stuff.
Raises all sorts of h*** with machine shops when you have to have it cut.
a news Alert we'll never see... Obama flip flopped on gay marriage...
The bolsters on some of my “collectors” knives are tungsten.
Correct!
“—Obama flip flopped on gay marriage...”
you mean obama is now against gay marriage ....
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