Posted on 05/10/2012 8:22:33 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Correct! I mean, you’re the expert..
LOL
I’ve always harbored a feeling that the folks making those knives were a tad bit masocistic.
I decided after the first time I took a design with tungsten as material into our machine shop that I wouldn’t repeat it unless I had really, really good rapport with the machinists.
Or that I was willing to forego the ration of sh** and just mill the thing out all by myself.
You think they had this “Romney beat up a gay boy in high school” story
ready for when 0bama announced he supports Sodomite marriage?
It’s Flucking proof the MSM is corrupt.
TUNGsten. A corny reference to oral sex
A 3-year-old kid and still being breast-fed?????????
That kid’s gonna have issues.......
The kid is gonna have issues...but not nearly as much as this mom who has had the “perky” sucked right out of those girls.....by the time she is 30, she is going to resemble a National Geographic pin up!
Ellen the Degenerate said that Obama will make history, She twitted that she is thanking Zero for the support..she wrote:
On Twitter Ellen writes, "Thank you President @BarackObama for your beautiful and brave words. I'm overwhelmed."
also Lady Gaga (or as I call him -- That 'Lady' GAGS me), Tyra Banks and kim kardashian call tweeted that the Prez is Brave!! (Of course, typical Hollyweird brain dead libs)
Kirk Cameron said this...
Cameron told CNN's Piers Morgan gay marriage was "destructive" to "the foundations of civilization."
Kirk, I got to agree with you!!
Gross!
Aircraft.. it is lighter than aluminum.
Thank you zero....you made Jimmy Carter seem like Bill Clinton.
Obammys NEW campaign slogan......”FLAMING FORWARD”
There is going to be so much Hissssssssssssssssing in Hollyweiird at this fund raiser, they are gonna need windshield wipers on the salad bar sneeze guard, not to mention all of the Tinkerbell twirlling....funny thing is, the fellas are going to look more feminine than the nags.
The dress code for the party is black tie for the NAGS and EVENING GOWNS for the guys!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, no.
Tungsten's much heavier than aluminum. Or steel. Or (testing my feeble oldguy memory here) most everything but lead or uranium.
Correct... I was thinking of Titanium...
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