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We wily Juice have a long history of subverting wildlife:
Iran exposes pigeon espionage ring
'Mossad may be behind Red Sea shark attacks'
Iranians arrest 14 squirrels for spying

I have a question for the learned Turkish spy-catchers though. If Israel had really recruited a spy bird, WHY WOULD THEY PUT THEIR NAME ON IT?

1 posted on 05/15/2012 5:47:20 PM PDT by atomic conspiracy
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To: atomic conspiracy

Come to think of it, that squirrel outback is very suspicious, I seem him everyday except Saturday. You don’t think?


3 posted on 05/15/2012 5:53:39 PM PDT by LukeL (Barack Obama: Jimmy Carter 2 Electric Boogaloo)
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To: atomic conspiracy

Re “The bird was then turned over to the Turkish security service” which had it as a snack.

The bird is only Israeli and Kosher if it has a “U” in a circle on its ass. Otherwise, it is imitation kosher and has the letters “FU” on its ass.

As Tom Hanks would say, “There is no crying over dead birds” in politics.


4 posted on 05/15/2012 5:54:17 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: atomic conspiracy

It’s official, folks! Mooselims are the laughingstock of the world. Well .... maybe not so new. First the Saudis ended up looking like fools over the “Mossad vulture”, then Egypt doing likewise over “Mossad sharks”; now Turkey has joined the madness. Hatred of Israel has a way of turning some people stupid! So be very afraid Emperor Omuslim.


7 posted on 05/15/2012 6:22:00 PM PDT by Colorado Cowgirl (God bless America!)
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To: atomic conspiracy

Next thing they will tell is they found a jewish mockingjay . / s


9 posted on 05/15/2012 6:23:15 PM PDT by Popman (America is squandering its wealth on riotous living, war, and welfare.)
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To: atomic conspiracy

Gives new meaning to the old saying: “a little bird told me”


13 posted on 05/15/2012 6:37:15 PM PDT by FMBass ("Now that I'm sober I watch a lot of news"- Garofalo from Coulter's "Treason")
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To: atomic conspiracy

Q. Why do the people in Turkey have big nostrils?

A. Because they have big fingers.


15 posted on 05/15/2012 6:44:16 PM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (The emperor has no pedigree.)
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To: atomic conspiracy

I guess if I was named after a bird I’d be paranoid too.


16 posted on 05/15/2012 6:55:46 PM PDT by Cementjungle
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To: atomic conspiracy
It's not birds.

Israel has trained mosquitoes to bite Turks, analyze their blood and spit secret monitoring devices into their arms... Turks have a right to be worried... And don't get me started on the trained worms...

18 posted on 05/15/2012 7:03:00 PM PDT by GOPJ ( "A Dog In Every Pot" - freeper ETL)
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To: atomic conspiracy

As a friend of mine used to say:

“You aren’t paranoid if someone is really out to get you.”


20 posted on 05/15/2012 7:16:45 PM PDT by RatRipper (I'll ride a turtle to work every day before I buy anything from Government Motors.)
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To: atomic conspiracy

Primitive superstitious fools!


22 posted on 05/15/2012 7:49:28 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: Slings and Arrows
“He may look dumb, but that's just a disguise.” ping!
25 posted on 05/15/2012 8:17:13 PM PDT by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: atomic conspiracy

Clever bunch, that Tribe of yours!

>>> “I have a question for the learned Turkish spy-catchers though. If Israel had really recruited a spy bird, WHY WOULD THEY PUT THEIR NAME ON IT?”

Be wary of the ones on which you DON’T see a label. Those are the ones that go *Allah ahb-KABOOM*.

*shifty eyes*


32 posted on 05/16/2012 2:13:51 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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Projection.....

They wouldn’t be thinking others are doing it to them if they didn’t think of doing it to others.


33 posted on 05/16/2012 4:21:02 AM PDT by metmom ( For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
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36 posted on 05/16/2012 3:52:18 PM PDT by SJackson (As a black man, you know, Barack could get shot going to the gas station, M Obama)
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To: atomic conspiracy

I see Iran still hasn’t closed in on the arch-squirrel spy Rocky and his moose companion, though.


38 posted on 05/16/2012 4:20:23 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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To: atomic conspiracy

Israeli Spy Suspects Bird Of Being A Turkey.


39 posted on 05/17/2012 3:16:40 PM PDT by Sawdring
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