Posted on 05/16/2012 8:21:02 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Dear Caller,
What is it that “you don’t support” about the TEA party? You not be taxed enough already? Or shouldn’t I axe you bouts dat?
Mitchie Poo IS a RINO Angela!
And if you don’t support the Tea Party you are a RINO too!
I would do the cooking.
Thanks for your service.
He’s giving her an iPad.
As to the second part of your question......I have yet to meet ANY Vet older than those of age during Desert Shield/Desert Storm that have anything but abject disdain for Obammy...I also KNOW that the media AND Obammy LIE when describing their alleged “following”
Caller, the TEA PARTY MOVEMENT is to take out the GOP-E. The GOP-E firmly thinks that conservatives are the RIGHT WING FRINGE LUNATICS!
I’ve ordered the tea a couple of times. It’s really good tea and cheaper than one would pay for tea in a convenience store.
BTW, you don’t have to order tea to enter the contest.
I can honestly say, it was a pleasure....Were I in now, and having to serve under Obammy...that would NOT be the case! I thank GOD, I have GW’s signature on my retirement papers, and not this marxist!
And she got an iTampad?
Jeezuz Pizzas!
mail call
Hey, Rush! I’m mad at you, too.
I’m in the desert...it’s gonna hit 104 today..
my make sun tea by the gallon
gotta.............................or die..
{ that’s about 1/2 true }
Back atcha
I figured it was bogus.
Kinda like RuPaulites claiming they have so much military support../their support is in the YOUNG soldier who “doesnt wanna go” But DOES want all the benes (school expenses, healthcare, housing etc..that military still get...even if those benes are CRAP in all honesty! No one goes into the military to get rich LOL ;-) Anyway....Those youngins want all the benes but seem to forget that Mobilization and Deployment is in their job description! The point of a military is NOT to stay ashore or in garrison...but try splainin that to a Rupaulite (or a Liberal for that matter)
back back back attcha
LOL, actually, I rarely drink tea. It’s water, coffee or beer for me.
My son is working in Phoenix this week. He posted on his facebook that he is loving the heat there.
ditto
that was my 1/2 lie.....hehehehehe
beer has water right......lol
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