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Man dies at strip club after night of unpaid lap dances
YahooNews ^ | 05/16/12 | Eric Pfeiffer

Posted on 05/17/2012 9:13:33 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway

We've all got to go sometime. But 67-year-old Robert Gene White did so in a way that some men would find enviable, after receiving several lap dances at a Texas strip club. And he managed to pass away before having to pay his bill. Local Fox affiliate KDFW reports that White "enjoyed several lap dances" on a Friday night at the Red Parrot Strip Club in El Paso before meeting his demise.

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Got your ticket punched then punched out...?
1 posted on 05/17/2012 9:13:38 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Not only did the girls not get paid, but it won’t be long before they are named in a lawsuit by his survivors.


2 posted on 05/17/2012 9:17:56 AM PDT by allendale
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

“Timing Is Everything!”


3 posted on 05/17/2012 9:18:12 AM PDT by faithhopecharity (remember when "Four more years!" was a credible campaign slogan for an incumbent?)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

I bet those strippers were mad at having to do all that jiggling, gyration, and grinding for nothing.


4 posted on 05/17/2012 9:19:41 AM PDT by beaversmom
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

ps: I guess his “Free Stimulus Funds” ran out?


5 posted on 05/17/2012 9:20:39 AM PDT by faithhopecharity (remember when "Four more years!" was a credible campaign slogan for an incumbent?)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

The moral of the story: Pay your dancers or else you will DIE!


6 posted on 05/17/2012 9:20:47 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Cute but I must be getting old. Yeah, I’d love to drop dead just because I got some free lap dances first. And it’s a great place for the family to hear you checked out, especially in the newspaper!


7 posted on 05/17/2012 9:22:35 AM PDT by Williams (Nobama)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

So the Viagra (or what other medicine it is) commercial is right about needing to see your doctor if your putter stands out for more than 3 hours.


8 posted on 05/17/2012 9:23:36 AM PDT by RatRipper (I'll ride a turtle to work every day before I buy anything from Government Motors.)
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To: beaversmom

question is....did the strippers know he was dead?...Death by gyration?


9 posted on 05/17/2012 9:25:24 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: RatRipper

He came and he went!


10 posted on 05/17/2012 9:25:39 AM PDT by PaForBush
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

And strippers everywhere are reading this and making notes to self “From now on it’s pay as you go”.


11 posted on 05/17/2012 9:26:12 AM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: RatRipper
My Daddy always warned me that God gave man enough blood circulation to supply either his brain or his putter, but never both at the same time.

I suppose that might be true for other parts of the body as well if the flag stays up too long.

12 posted on 05/17/2012 9:28:26 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: dfwgator

Or if you feel like your going to die - why not run up the tab a bit?!!


13 posted on 05/17/2012 9:28:49 AM PDT by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

He stiffed them.


14 posted on 05/17/2012 9:29:27 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty. - Prov 22:3)
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To: OB1kNOb

LOL!


15 posted on 05/17/2012 9:31:04 AM PDT by beaversmom
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To: OB1kNOb

In THREE different ways!


16 posted on 05/17/2012 9:32:00 AM PDT by beaversmom
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Years ago I was a bouncer at a few strip clubs. never heard of running a tab for lap dances. It was always pay as you go.


17 posted on 05/17/2012 9:32:26 AM PDT by Gettin Betta
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To: Slings and Arrows

Apparently a quiver full of your maturity is needed again today.


18 posted on 05/17/2012 9:32:33 AM PDT by Dysart (2012: Year of the queer)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

The opening words to Motley Crue’s “Girls, Girls, Girls.”

Friday night and I need a fight
My motorcycle and a switchblade knife
Handful of grease in my hair feels right
But what I need to make me tight are Girls, Girls, Girls


19 posted on 05/17/2012 9:32:55 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Anyone who thinks the strippers actually interact with their customers as people should take heed. The girls wouldn’t notice if you were dead.


20 posted on 05/17/2012 9:34:32 AM PDT by Pollster1 (“A boy becomes a man when a man is needed.” - John Steinbeck)
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To: Pollster1

Played drums in Rock bands for many years at facilities were “Duel Use”. Stay away from the Strippers. They are dangerous people.


21 posted on 05/17/2012 9:38:08 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

I guess that dancing was to die for.


22 posted on 05/17/2012 9:45:57 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
"question is....did the strippers know he was dead?...Death by gyration?"

How could they tell, he was getting a woody. ;-)

23 posted on 05/17/2012 9:50:02 AM PDT by Average Al (Forbidden fruit leads to many jams.)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Sad and pathetic.


24 posted on 05/17/2012 9:52:35 AM PDT by dljordan ("Tyranny, like Hell, is not easily conquered.")
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
In before this thread goes down the memory hole.
25 posted on 05/17/2012 9:54:37 AM PDT by starlifter (Pullum sapit)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

He should have been given a stiff fine.


26 posted on 05/17/2012 10:04:20 AM PDT by AU72
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

He’s paying his bill right now. It isn’t a bit funny.


27 posted on 05/17/2012 10:04:27 AM PDT by Romulus (The Traditional Latin Mass is the real Youth Mass)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

I hear on the Viagra ads that you have to be “healthy enough for sex”. I guess that applies to lap dances too.


28 posted on 05/17/2012 10:08:52 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: dljordan

29 posted on 05/17/2012 10:15:02 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Boy, this guy had it all planned out, didn’t he? LOL


30 posted on 05/17/2012 10:23:27 AM PDT by liberalh8ter (If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
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To: liberalh8ter

Maybe he got the “Two-Minute Warning”


31 posted on 05/17/2012 10:24:47 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

LOL....I’m gonna stop right here, LOL.


32 posted on 05/17/2012 10:27:51 AM PDT by liberalh8ter (If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

I’d really hate to go like that and then stand before Jesus and He asks, “What was the last thing you remember doing?”


33 posted on 05/17/2012 10:29:21 AM PDT by cuban leaf (Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
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To: Dysart; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Apparently a quiver full of your maturity is needed again today.

I gotcher maturity right here... ;^)

The Story That Wouldn't Die, Take III!


34 posted on 05/17/2012 11:31:16 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Terminal case of “Blue Balls”.

Weekend at Bernies PartV


35 posted on 05/17/2012 11:37:05 AM PDT by LeonardFMason
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To: massgopguy
Played drums in Rock bands for many years at facilities were “Duel Use”. Stay away from the Strippers. They are dangerous people.

Strippers in clubs that allow dueling are usually very dangerous. Since you played drums, I'm hoping the dueling was limited to blades only. Stray bullets would be a bitch in a club like that.

36 posted on 05/17/2012 12:02:17 PM PDT by Melas (u)
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To: allendale
Not only did the girls not get paid,

The stiff stiffed them.

37 posted on 05/17/2012 12:16:56 PM PDT by NeoCaveman ("If I had a son he'd look like B.O.'s lunch" - Rin Tin Tin)
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To: PaForBush

Eats shoots and leaves.


38 posted on 05/17/2012 12:20:05 PM PDT by ichabod1 (Cheney/Rumsfeld 2012)
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To: Gettin Betta

Really? Because one time I let them open a tab and the next thing I knew it was carte blanche. They won’t run a tab not backed by a credit card.


39 posted on 05/17/2012 12:22:48 PM PDT by ichabod1 (Cheney/Rumsfeld 2012)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
question is....did the strippers know he was dead?...Death by gyration?

He just couldn't handle the grind anymore.

40 posted on 05/17/2012 12:30:04 PM PDT by NeoCaveman ("If I had a son he'd look like B.O.'s lunch" - Rin Tin Tin)
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To: Gettin Betta
Years ago I was a bouncer at a few strip clubs. never heard of running a tab for lap dances

I'm going to pm you a link of a guy that is a bouncer in a high end strip club in Torono. Very interesting. See if he is frauding or not.

41 posted on 05/17/2012 12:36:55 PM PDT by trailhkr1 (All you need to know about Zimmerman, innocent = riots, manslaughter = riots, guilty = riots)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

The happiest ending of all.


42 posted on 05/17/2012 1:22:51 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?)...R.I.P.)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Maybe he tried to leave without paying and got deaded.


43 posted on 05/17/2012 1:37:11 PM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (To the left the truth looks like Right-Wing extremism.)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
(2 threads of this earthshaking news deleted yesterday. less see how long this one lasts!)


44 posted on 05/17/2012 1:43:30 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Gettin Betta

Must have been a low end club. All the higher end clubs not only let you run tabs, but they encourage it. The managers will readily brag that their clubs have never lost to a customers challenge to the credit card company.


45 posted on 05/17/2012 3:26:01 PM PDT by Melas (u)
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To: Melas

My experiance does go back 20-25 years. i guess things have changed. You could run a tab for drinks, but lap dances were COD. I guess that means that the girls have to pay tax, now that there is record of the income.


46 posted on 05/17/2012 3:31:47 PM PDT by Gettin Betta
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To: Slings and Arrows

He died happy, and it didn’t cost him a thing.

Bless his heart...


47 posted on 05/17/2012 11:59:51 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (This hobbit is looking for her pitchfork...God help the GOP if I find it.)
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To: dixiechick2000

And the thread stayed up this time!


48 posted on 05/18/2012 12:27:16 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Well..............yippeee!

;o)


49 posted on 05/18/2012 12:28:18 AM PDT by dixiechick2000 (This hobbit is looking for her pitchfork...God help the GOP if I find it.)
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