Skip to comments.Man dies at strip club after night of unpaid lap dances
Posted on 05/17/2012 9:13:33 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
We've all got to go sometime. But 67-year-old Robert Gene White did so in a way that some men would find enviable, after receiving several lap dances at a Texas strip club. And he managed to pass away before having to pay his bill. Local Fox affiliate KDFW reports that White "enjoyed several lap dances" on a Friday night at the Red Parrot Strip Club in El Paso before meeting his demise.
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Not only did the girls not get paid, but it won’t be long before they are named in a lawsuit by his survivors.
“Timing Is Everything!”
I bet those strippers were mad at having to do all that jiggling, gyration, and grinding for nothing.
ps: I guess his “Free Stimulus Funds” ran out?
The moral of the story: Pay your dancers or else you will DIE!
Cute but I must be getting old. Yeah, I’d love to drop dead just because I got some free lap dances first. And it’s a great place for the family to hear you checked out, especially in the newspaper!
So the Viagra (or what other medicine it is) commercial is right about needing to see your doctor if your putter stands out for more than 3 hours.
question is....did the strippers know he was dead?...Death by gyration?
He came and he went!
And strippers everywhere are reading this and making notes to self “From now on it’s pay as you go”.
I suppose that might be true for other parts of the body as well if the flag stays up too long.
Or if you feel like your going to die - why not run up the tab a bit?!!
He stiffed them.
In THREE different ways!
Years ago I was a bouncer at a few strip clubs. never heard of running a tab for lap dances. It was always pay as you go.
Apparently a quiver full of your maturity is needed again today.
The opening words to Motley Crue’s “Girls, Girls, Girls.”
Friday night and I need a fight
My motorcycle and a switchblade knife
Handful of grease in my hair feels right
But what I need to make me tight are Girls, Girls, Girls
Anyone who thinks the strippers actually interact with their customers as people should take heed. The girls wouldn’t notice if you were dead.
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