Woman in Upstate NY arrested for nekkid stroll in lumber store

NY Daily News ^ | phil caulfield

[TangoLimaSierra]

The employees at the convenience store “were less than amused”. “Where did all the burritos go? Oh my God!!!!! That woman has them all!!!!”

Nah, they thought she was trying to walk out with a taco.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I would never strip in public out of respect for the delicate sensibilities of the populace but when I get home after a stressful day the clothes come off. It is very calming, like I took off day along with the clothes. And my husband approves. :)

[Libloather]

asked what time it was

Time to put on some clothes.

[Slings and Arrows]

Luscious Jackson - "Naked Eye"

[fini]

Have you noticed that these women never are attractive? I guess Penthouse letters are just fiction.

[piroque]

shudder at the thought of seeing a picture on this one.

[Slings and Arrows]

I guess Penthouse letters are just fiction.

Don't challenge my belief system.

[tet68]

From the Editors of Penthouse Magazine...

Dear Mr. Slings and Arrows.
While we here at Penthouse enjoy reading your copious
letters, the mail staff requests that in the future
you LICK the envelopes closed.

Thanks, the Editors.

[Slings and Arrows]

Prudes.

[libertarian66]

Are you sure this was unintentional? I was strolling through a drug store one summer, saw a very attractive coed-type strutting about with only a longish tank top. That alone caught my eye till I noticed she was absolutely bare beneath.

I caught up to her, made a sarcastic comment, which led to a brief chat, and thence to her dorm room. Seems to me this lady could have been out seeking company?

[MHGinTN]

Another successful test of scopalamine