With one of nation's strictest rules, State Board of Education bans Native American mascots

Oregonlive ^ | Thursday, May 17, 2012, 6:36 PM | Ryan Kost

[fish hawk]

You realize, of course, that these movements have a token number of actual Indians and that the big body is made up of a bunch of Liberal busy body PC, white people. Many years ago my uncle was “Prince Lightfoot” the “Stanford Indian”. After 21 years of being the university mascot, he was removed for PC reasons. At that time there were two or three actual Indians going to Stanford. It was the PC whites that made it happen.

[BlackElk]

Tell ‘em Skewel Bored to mind’em own beeswax. We are putting together joint war party: Sioux, Cheyenne, Arapaho. Show’em what, for example, Fighting Sioux really means. Apache be welcome too since they have verrrry colorful punishment traditions. Send’em ankle and wrist stakes, honey, red ants and small knives to remove eyelids in hot sun. Apache take care of rest.

[Mr. Wright]

How about “The fighting pantywaists” — now that has a real nice ring to it!!!

[M1911A1]

I’m thinking with a little updating, Native American mascots would be OK here in Washington state.

“The Casinos”
“The One Armed Bandits”
“The Tax Exempt”
“The Influence Buyers”
“The Smoking Ban Exceptions”
“The No Limit Fishermen”
“The Whale Shooters”

Lots of options, really.

[Delta 21]

At least it isn’t “The Red Headed, Hot Tempered, Stupid Drunk, Potato Eatin’, Fightin’ Irish”

[Delta 21]

Oh my !! Thats just delicious !!