I’d watch Barky’s infomercial, but I really have to get going on that self-hemorrhoidectomy — found a youtube vid that shows how to do it with a broken beer bottle. Unfortunately I don’t have anything lined up for the pain, but it *can’t* hurt any worse than sitting through an hour of Obama, right?
here is a live link...late as usual
http://www.washingtonpost.com/live/video-1
I hate myself..I am laughing out loud.