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To: rightwingintelligentsia

sorry for your sickness but I’ll trade ya

went golfin yesterday...played 28 holes

it was 105 and no wind

I drank one Gatorade, one bottle of water, and 3 beers

the beers made me loopy and not realize I was vapor lockin

when I put the clubs down, a wave of pure sweat covered me like gettin out the pool

then it passed and I rallied.....

went to go home, startin the car...... except

the battery was dead

just great................

in full macho Texas pride I said fine....

called 2 folk to come get me but nooooooooooooooooooo answer

fine.....I decided to walk home ( just to show em ya know)

1.5 miles in golf shoes

and I did it.............

even my eyelashes hurt

I even had to get help takin my socks off


11 posted on 06/08/2012 9:41:33 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: advertising guy

Sounds like you had a rough day.

But you sound like a brave lad.

Actually, it’s IMPR who’s ill, not me.


12 posted on 06/08/2012 9:48:37 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: advertising guy

The only part of your storu that astounds me, is the fact that apparently no one at the golf course had any jumper cables..I think it is a requirement in every car in the Tundra ;-)


13 posted on 06/08/2012 9:52:27 AM PDT by MagUSNRET
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To: advertising guy

Next time stop at the 19th hole and relax!


15 posted on 06/08/2012 9:55:20 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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