Posted on 06/12/2012 8:10:24 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
You’re getting the new MacBook Pro? I’m so jealous!
Wow! What a ghetto ad...his voters should be ashamed.
0bama’s commercial is so racist it’s deafening!
Wrote yesterday they could have a Colt 45 Malt Liquor commercial in the middle and no one would notice.
my 1st sailboat was an emaciated Lancer full keel fractional rig 28ft
tiller and outboard...one good thing tho...it turned on a dime
ended up with a Hans Christian 33ft sloop
The master enslaving people while getting them to blame me for the slavery.
got the grandson front and center....my attention is gnat like timewise
No problemo. I don’t really mean to post to anyone in particular. I randomly select a posting to reply to and get my thoughts out there!
ROFL!
thank goodness my laptop files are gettin saved......the geek just slicks memory thingies in the port and clicks and clicks and clicks
Does anyone believe the “seizure” story about the Secretary of Commerce?
If he truly has a medical problem I’d like to give him the benefit of the doubt, but even ABC News was suspicious about the official explanation.
He taking medical leave. I think it’s a cover up.
the only “seizure” he had was that fender seized to that other fender
It started REEKING of cover up as soon as the MSM flatly stated that he hadn’t been drinking.
JMHO, if this “Medical Leave” goes the thirty days it generally takes to clear drugs out of your system, that child might as well just check into a Rehab Program (or just resign, leave the country and save The 0 the shove under the bus) to limit the damage to “only” June or July.
You dumb people just don’t understand what the smartest president in history is trying to say....
CNN yesterday was in total damage control....they actually ax’d this.....what is the shelf life of a gaff
Did you read Holders response? What an arrogant POS!
I PRAY Holder is frog marched to federal prison within this year!
Depends on how long you have been married???
We should check with Sarah Palin about the shelf life of a gafe, er I mean Tina Fey...
This is a summary of their standards with regards to gaffs:
Democrat gaff=bury as quick as possible
Republic gaff=make up whatever you want and attribute to SP.
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