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Obama ‘literally’ looks to sew up the zombie vote?
The Ticket ^ | June 12, 2012 | Olivier Knox

Posted on 06/12/2012 2:51:14 PM PDT by DogByte6RER

Obama ‘literally’ looks to sew up the zombie vote?

President Barack Obama's re-election campaign on Tuesday sent supporters an email solicitation offering an unusual opportunity: Give just $3, "and you could literally have his ear at an upcoming dinner with you and a few other guests."

"Literally" have his ear at dinner? It's perfectly obvious that the campaign meant that some lucky donors would get the chance to talk to the president. But the writing evoked something a bit more dramatic: A van Gogh homage, perhaps? Or a meal featuring "fava beans and a nice chianti"? Or the Miami face-eater? That scene from "Reservoir Dogs"? "Blue Velvet"?

A number of people on Twitter have suggested that Vice President Joe Biden, whose fondness for the word "literally" is justly famous, may be writing the copy at Obama's campaign headquarters in Chicago.

There's no legitimate doubt about the campaign's true meaning, especially since this is hardly the first time Team Obama has raised funds by offering supporters a chance to dine with the president. At least they aren't asking an arm and a leg.

Zombies

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Government; Miscellaneous; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2012; bho; cannibal; cannibalism; obama; teamobama; thevotingdead; undead; weird; zombie; zombies
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1 posted on 06/12/2012 2:51:19 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
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2 posted on 06/12/2012 2:55:55 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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3 posted on 06/12/2012 3:01:40 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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4 posted on 06/12/2012 3:02:11 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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Better yet....

.....Invite them all to take tea with Polonius.

5 posted on 06/12/2012 3:05:40 PM PDT by spokeshave
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Give the President a piece of your brain mind!
6 posted on 06/12/2012 3:13:02 PM PDT by Hunton Peck (See my FR homepage for a list of businesses that support WI Gov. Scott Walker)
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LOL! I’m stealing that! :o)


7 posted on 06/12/2012 3:13:35 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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Those ears would feed the multitudes. Sort of like lots and lots of chitlins.


8 posted on 06/12/2012 3:26:51 PM PDT by kiltie65 (ui)
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Obama zombies, now with remote control.

9 posted on 06/12/2012 3:35:21 PM PDT by CtBigPat (Free Republic - The grown-ups table of the internet.)
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10 posted on 06/12/2012 3:35:57 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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The only way to describe 0bama voters is as zombies.


11 posted on 06/12/2012 3:41:40 PM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class!)
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