Posted on 06/15/2012 7:56:38 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
You can print with the new iPad Rush!
Only if you have a wireless printer though.
AmishDude says:
June 14, 2012 at 1:33 pm
That is rude, low class and obnoxious.
And EXACTLY what the Obama campaign and especially their unhinged Occupy-style minions would do if given the opportunity.
I absolutely condemn and deplore such activity. Or at least I will when I stop laughing.
I know he doesn’t endorse but he does give “marching orders.” Didn’t do it in 2008 however.
Skankopotamus?
Nope. Hint: it begins with “n” and ends with “rich”. I ain’t sayin’ no more.
Hey, CSM. Pls add me to your Dave Ramsey Ping List, and thanks.
I thought it was just *me*, but it appears that something’s wrong, somewhere. I’m now getting some fragmented loading signals, w/ on/off audio, but at least there’s some sound. (I was running out of humming tunes...)
Do you have any suggestions of what/who to listen to, on weekends? I listen to missed Mark Levin and Chris Plante Shows, via their sites’ free replays, but am always open to others’ suggestions for reruns/replays of good Conservative Talk Radio Shows. I do listen to DR on Sat/Sun when he’s on several PA-MD stations. I see he’s got an Archives page; I’ll have a look.
I really dont give a crap about Sarah Jessica Parker.
It’s her box, if she wants to haul coal in it that’s her business.
Thinking outside the box! Seriously, who knew that tight-ass had a ‘radical’ bone in his body?
“marching orders.”?
Nah, he just “Entertains Ideas”
The wife claims he was quite the prankster in his youth.
I hope I don’t get the zot for thinking what he did was hilarious.
OT
Joining Izzak Walton League this evening with #1 son. I hope it’s not some commie tree hugging Libtard organization but even if they are they have 140yd rifle, 50 yd pistol, trap ranges and a lake stocked with trout for $150 a year. I can hold my tongue for that.
You’re becoming quite the talk show groupie ;o)
I know. I’m bad. I don’t use words like that. In fact, I don’t think I’ve heard the expression since the 60s.
The notion that Hollywood is the tie breaker is ridiculous.
True story...
When I was on a submarine we got the latest bestest so called hollywood films but we had standards.
Well one night “Sophies choice” was scheduled to be seen, it wasn’t even in the theaters yet, but the papers were hyping it.
The crew said booo! before it was even aired.
A vote went up and we watched Gas Pump Girls for the 20th time LOL
“Film critics... who needs them”?
They don’t sound like commies, based on the activity’s. LOL
I will say Clint Jr has come back from Auburn using certain redneckie colloquialisms I had to smack him for, ‘figuratively’. Then he’s normal.
$150 is a great price for all that.
I pay more but we have full auto LOL
I wouldn’t eat any fish from the Trinity River but we can hunt wild pigs, deer and alligators there and theres lots of Pecan groves
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