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1 posted on 06/24/2012 12:06:50 PM PDT by Gamecock
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So are we to believe she is too stupid to look at the seat before sitting down? My instincts tell me that she superglued herself to the seat so she can sue Wal-Mart.


37 posted on 06/24/2012 1:12:23 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (Da Bro' Gotsta Go!)
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Intentional....

Woman glues herself to seat in hopes of a large settlement.


54 posted on 06/24/2012 2:25:52 PM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (54,000,000 0bama's people on welfare and food stamps?)
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Intentional....

Woman glues herself to seat in hopes of a large settlement.


55 posted on 06/24/2012 2:26:26 PM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (54,000,000 0bama's people on welfare and food stamps?)
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Intentional....

Woman glues herself to seat in hopes of a large settlement.


56 posted on 06/24/2012 2:26:37 PM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (54,000,000 0bama's people on welfare and food stamps?)
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Intentional....

Woman glues herself to seat in hopes of a large settlement.


57 posted on 06/24/2012 2:26:45 PM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (54,000,000 0bama's people on welfare and food stamps?)
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Intentional....

Woman glues herself to seat in hopes of a large settlement.


58 posted on 06/24/2012 2:26:52 PM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (54,000,000 0bama's people on welfare and food stamps?)
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WLEX-TV reports that woman was stuck for more than an hour on the toilet


Wow!! A whole hour?? Undo two plastic bolts and slide her on for the gurney-journey . . .


66 posted on 06/24/2012 4:46:25 PM PDT by trailz
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CBS Newsbreak Just Now: Sandra Fluke just superglued her vagina shut by mistake. Thought it was KY Jelly!


67 posted on 06/24/2012 4:57:50 PM PDT by Doc Savage ("I've shot people I like a lot more,...for a lot less!" Raylan Givins)
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In an interview with the ER Doctor who had to aide the poor woman. Its' reported that the following conversation took place:

Once the ER Doctor got in position where he could figure out how to free her.

Lady:"Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."

Doctor:"Oh, I've seen lots of them before,....I just never saw one mounted and framed".

LOL

69 posted on 06/24/2012 6:09:24 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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I recall a couple of incidents of this sort also.
Another ‘similar’ one happened about many moons or so ago when the women were being accepted into the male domains.
A good friend of mine (who is long ‘gone’) was a Supervisor for the telephone company in Northern Virginia and when the women were first being integrated into all male units there was usually only one rest room so they (kind of) reserved a stall for the lady and ‘da boyz’ set up the stall with little soap, limited TP and other niceties and as a ‘hoot’ a sheet of saran wrap firmly in place, over the bowl.
When you think that a women (at that time) would wait till the last possible moment to go into the mens so there was very little time for ‘checking’ the seat....

He eventually ended up with ‘early retirement’....but as a rule, in general, the lady had no one to ‘complain’ to as no one really cared....


78 posted on 06/24/2012 7:27:25 PM PDT by xrmusn (6/98 "Hopefully this administration is a "bad dream" - think the Newhart show.")
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wouldn’t it make more sense to put toilet paper or a seat cover on the seat first before sitting on it? it is a public toilet.


82 posted on 06/25/2012 7:57:08 AM PDT by Cronos (**Marriage is about commitment, cohabitation is about convenience.**)
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