[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

You forgot sending a noob to get x number of feet of waterline. :-)

[rottndog]

Our mail buoy noob had to put on a complete foul weather suit, equipped with spot lights strapped on to each side of his head, THEN he was told to go to every crew member on watch and ask if they had any mail to send.

OH THE HORRORS....

[cva66snipe]

Unless they come from a Navy family most of them will fall for at least one of the tricks. It's simply the fact you are so far out of your element LOL. Sky Hooks was another one.

I went through almost the same problem when I went from the Navy to Army Guards. The words Fire Mission meant nothing to me LOL.