“It doesn’t get much better than this!”
Actually it could get a hell of a lot better,but I doubt that either one of them has the guts to pick up the duelling pistol.
Hah! That would be great. Each one would publicly state that they won't be a party to using something as evil as a gun, and will deliberately 'throw their shot away'...
Then, being the scurrilous, backstabbing, sacks of untrustworthy moonbattery that they are, they would aim for each other {assuming the other was going to waste his shot) and hit each other.