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I Oppose Barack Obama Because He’s Black
pjmedia ^ | 6-18-2012 | Andrew Klavan

Posted on 06/26/2012 9:54:58 AM PDT by servo1969

Sam Donaldson, who regularly treated President Ronald Reagan with disrespect, feels he knows exactly why Neil Munro of the right-leaning Daily Caller treated Barack Obama with disrespect. During the president’s recent announcement that he had decided to make up laws by himself from now on, effectively granting immunity to some illegal aliens with a wave of his almighty hand, Munro shouted out a question rather than waiting for the president to leave the podium without taking any questions.

Donaldson’s reaction in part: “Many on the political right believe this president ought not to be there – they oppose him not for his polices and political view but for who he is, an African American!”

AdvertisementWell, the old hairpiece has a point. As far as I’m concerned there are only two plausible reasons to oppose President Obama: either because he’s clearly the worst president in American history, or because he’s black.

For me, it’s because he’s black.

Oh, I know, some of you are suspicious. You think that secretly I dislike Obama because he’s increased the federal debt by nearly five trillion dollars and given us our highest deficits since 1946 and yet has made not one serious proposal to reform the entitlements that are clearly causing the problem.

But no, so help me, I just happen to be put off by the whole brown epidermis thing. It gets to me.

Some on the left have unleashed wild accusations that I harbor a primal animosity toward Obama’s shredding of the Constitution, or his opposition to the ideals of the American founding. They think I look at Obama’s membership in a European-style socialist party (about which he lied) or his close relationship with anti-American terrorist William Ayers (about which he lied) or his twenty year tutelage under the racist, anti-American preacher Jeremiah Wright (about which he almost certainly lied) or the several attempts at government encroachments so overweening that they have been struck down 9-0 by a normally divided Supreme Court — and see all that as evidence that this president is less committed to the American project than any leader of this continent since King George.

Wrong! I’m just not down with this whole African-American business. I mean, the guy’s all, like, dark and stuff. What’s that about?

Listen, I don’t mind black people in their proper place. I can accept someone like Thomas Sowell, say, as one of the greatest political philosophers of our time, or Congressman Allen West as a shining example of the best and bravest men this nation can produce. But when it comes to running an administration of incompetence, corruption, arrogance and ignorance, well, doggone it, I feel that’s a job for a white man!

So to Sam Donaldson I say: “You got me. I don’t like Obama because he’s black. You I don’t like because you’re an idiot.”


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1 posted on 06/26/2012 9:55:01 AM PDT by servo1969
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To: servo1969

Since we’re going to be accused of this anyway, might as well capitalize on the fun.


2 posted on 06/26/2012 9:56:46 AM PDT by fwdude ( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
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To: servo1969

I guess Herman Cain opposes Obama for the same reason.


3 posted on 06/26/2012 9:57:49 AM PDT by Maceman
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To: servo1969

Me, too, but with slightly different reasoning. I don’t oppose Barack because he’s black, but because he, Michelle, Holder, Valerie, et al are BLACK (capital B). That is, their racial identity comes before just about anything else, and certainly before their shared feelings with me about the common good in American society.


4 posted on 06/26/2012 10:00:42 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: servo1969

I guess we should finally admit it!

We ALL hate Obama because he is black, OK there I said it.,

If only the democraps could put up a white guy who would increase debt by $5trillion, and spend more than all previous presidents combined, and ignore the constitution, and only obey laws he agrees with- well then that would be OK

but a black guy? uh-uh.... no way

Only us whities can destroy the country


5 posted on 06/26/2012 10:02:26 AM PDT by Mr. K (I AM WRITING-IN PALIN/GINGRICH)
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To: servo1969

Obama is a halfsies, Half black and half white. One man proving under one roof that both races can be incompetent


6 posted on 06/26/2012 10:04:05 AM PDT by chuckee
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To: Mr. K

LMAO


7 posted on 06/26/2012 10:04:27 AM PDT by Frank_2001
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To: servo1969

Might as well oppose him because he is Black.

If you oppose him you’ll be branded for that being the only reason.


8 posted on 06/26/2012 10:04:39 AM PDT by Sequoyah101 (You've been screwed by your government.)
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To: servo1969

I oppose tribalism, which is how Mr. Obama is governing.


9 posted on 06/26/2012 10:05:14 AM PDT by central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: servo1969

I don’t even consider Obama black. I consider him a foreigner.

He’s a half-white guy that grew up in a Muslim culture and on islands. This race stuff is insufferable.

I imagine a screen-shot of your thread title will be making the rounds through the interwebs to prove that FR is indeed racist.


10 posted on 06/26/2012 10:05:56 AM PDT by Retired Greyhound (.)
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To: servo1969
I don't dislike Obama because he is half black. I dislike the white half.
--Dennis Miller (paraphrased)
11 posted on 06/26/2012 10:06:22 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: Mr. K

Not so sure that only white guys can destroy the country but hey, let’s give them a chance. They can’t do any worse than the Black guy and his buddies and buddettes.

I was always amazed when I worked in Nigeria that they have a knack for making even new stuff look old and trashy.

Oh well, la, la, la, la.


12 posted on 06/26/2012 10:08:15 AM PDT by Sequoyah101 (You've been screwed by your government.)
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To: servo1969

Love it!!!


13 posted on 06/26/2012 10:08:57 AM PDT by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
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To: servo1969
So to Sam Donaldson I say: “You got me. ....... You I don’t like because you’re an idiot.”

And that's being kind.

14 posted on 06/26/2012 10:10:09 AM PDT by Timocrat (Ingnorantia non excusat)
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To: Mr. K

Jimmy Carter Accuses U.S. of ‘Widespread Abuse of Human Rights’


15 posted on 06/26/2012 10:12:14 AM PDT by Foolsgold (L I B Lacking in Brains)
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To: servo1969

I Oppose Barack Obama Because He’s Black

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Well, if liberals can oppose someone because they are white, or Christian, or rich or....

Then using liberal logic... it must be OK to oppose Obama for being black.


16 posted on 06/26/2012 10:12:58 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Mr. K

Bravo.


17 posted on 06/26/2012 10:13:18 AM PDT by Wyatt's Torch (I can explain it to you. I can't understand it for you.)
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To: servo1969

lmao......love it.


18 posted on 06/26/2012 10:18:45 AM PDT by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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To: servo1969

Lol!


19 posted on 06/26/2012 10:19:50 AM PDT by Zionist Conspirator (Ki-hagoy vehamamlakhah 'asher lo'-ya`avdukh yove'du; vehagoyim charov yecheravu!)
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To: servo1969
"I Oppose Barack Obama Because He’s Black"

No! I oppose Barack Obama because he's white.

20 posted on 06/26/2012 10:21:49 AM PDT by Humidston (For the first time in my adult life I FEAR my government.)
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To: servo1969
here is the money shot:

Listen, I don’t mind black people in their proper place. I can accept someone like Thomas Sowell, say, as one of the greatest political philosophers of our time, or Congressman Allen West as a shining example of the best and bravest men this nation can produce. But when it comes to running an administration of incompetence, corruption, arrogance and ignorance, well, doggone it, I feel that’s a job for a white man!

So to Sam Donaldson I say: “You got me. I don’t like Obama because he’s black. You I don’t like because you’re an idiot.”

21 posted on 06/26/2012 10:24:39 AM PDT by Mr. K (I AM WRITING-IN PALIN/GINGRICH)
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To: servo1969

Just be sure you don’t say ‘first black president’ and ‘worst president ever’ in the same sentence. Ooops.


22 posted on 06/26/2012 10:27:45 AM PDT by GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
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To: servo1969

All this talk about disliking Obama because he’s black is a compelling enough reason to dislike him. But I have an emphatically more intense rationale for disliking him. I dislike him or better yet I abhor him because he’s a n... n...., n...,n....., n....., no-good, wholly unqualified, good for nothing, nobody


23 posted on 06/26/2012 10:28:16 AM PDT by lbryce (BHO-"Now, I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds" by way of Oppenheimer at Trinity, NM)
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To: Humidston

“I Oppose Barack Obama Because He’s Black”
“No! I oppose Barack Obama because he’s white. “

Hey, kids- you’re both right!

(Reminds me of a very old SNL skit: He’s a floor wax AND a yummy desert topping!)


24 posted on 06/26/2012 10:28:22 AM PDT by Mr. K (I AM WRITING-IN PALIN/GINGRICH)
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To: Humidston

Obama’s half black so I’m a half racist. LOL!


25 posted on 06/26/2012 10:29:48 AM PDT by GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
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To: servo1969
My wife's dislike of 0bama borders on hatred. She also states that he isn't really black. She's correct. He is a third Arab (slave trader), a third African (black), and a third white (communist).

Oh, just for the record, my wife is an American of African descent.

5.56mm

26 posted on 06/26/2012 10:31:15 AM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: Maceman

I liked Herman Cain, and wish things had turned out different. Alas he turned out to be someone I couldn’t support in the end. I won’t countenance Bill Clinton’s behavior whether it relates to him or a person I am considering supporting.

As you intimated, Herman is Black. I couldn’t care less. It’s what he does or supports that matters to me. By the same token, that’s how I judge Obama.

Sam Donaldson is the same prick today that he was in the Reagan White House Press Room. He deserves to have someone walk up to him and punch his lights out for about thirty minutes. I wouldn’t advocate it, but thems are the facts.


27 posted on 06/26/2012 10:33:07 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (Remove all Democrats from the Republican party, and we won't have much Left, just a lot of Right.)
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To: M Kehoe

I still laugh at the reality of it...

Obama is (considered) to be half Black and half White. Therefore he is considered Black.

George Zimmerman is (considered) to be half Hispanic and half White. Therefore he is considered White.

The irrationality of the Left knows no bounds.


28 posted on 06/26/2012 10:37:30 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (Remove all Democrats from the Republican party, and we won't have much Left, just a lot of Right.)
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To: M Kehoe

P. S., No matter the race of your wife, I am glad she sees Obama for what he is.

Not implying it was of no significance her race..., it is icing on the cake considering her thoughts about him.

Take care bud...


29 posted on 06/26/2012 10:40:07 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (Remove all Democrats from the Republican party, and we won't have much Left, just a lot of Right.)
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To: servo1969

Note to Donaldson — the ken doll wants his hair back.

I’m not sure which side of Obama I hate more. The white commie side or the black downlow side.


30 posted on 06/26/2012 10:40:46 AM PDT by Yaelle
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To: 1rudeboy

“You mean he’s a black white man?”
“No. He’s a white black man. —said of an albino African tribesman in the film “Stanley and Livingstone” (1939)


31 posted on 06/26/2012 10:42:54 AM PDT by onedoug
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To: servo1969
when it comes to running an administration of incompetence, corruption, arrogance and ignorance, well, doggone it, I feel that’s a job for a white man!

That's why Republicans are running Romney.

32 posted on 06/26/2012 10:46:14 AM PDT by Defiant (If there are infinite parallel universes, why Lord, am I living in the one with Obama as President?)
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To: servo1969

If one supports Herman Cain & Allen West but not Bam that person could be a 1/3rd racist as per that
dip$h%t Donaldson.


33 posted on 06/26/2012 10:46:51 AM PDT by kenmcg (How)
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To: GeorgeWashingtonsGhost

According to the liberals, Clinton was the first black president. I hate Clinton, not because he was the first black president, but for the same reasons I hate Obama. They were/are both arrogant pri*ks who only think of themselves and their power. They hate America and want to destroy it.

Carter was the worst president America ever had, but Obama has even outdone Jimmy. I hate Carter because he was weak, hated America. Helped our enemies (and still does) and endangered the lives of the Iran hostages. He also gave power to those in the Middle East that hate America and empowered them to attack us at every chance.

I don’t hate these buffoons because of their skin color. I hate them for their liberalism, socialism, anti-Americanism and the damage they so willingly do to our country.


34 posted on 06/26/2012 10:53:04 AM PDT by History Repeats (If Obama had a son, he'd have his picture hanging on the wall of the Post office wanted board.)
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To: DoughtyOne

My understanding of crime stats is that Hispanics are counted as “white” if they are the perps and “minority/hispanic” if they are the victims.


35 posted on 06/26/2012 10:54:05 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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To: Maceman

Herman Cain must be one of those black white supremists...

best/only Chappelle skit I liked.


36 posted on 06/26/2012 10:56:26 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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To: servo1969
Oh, I know, some of you are suspicious. You think that secretly I dislike Obama because he’s increased the federal debt by nearly five trillion dollars and given us our highest deficits since 1946 and yet has made not one serious proposal to reform the entitlements that are clearly causing the problem. But no, so help me, I just happen to be put off by the whole brown epidermis thing. It gets to me.

Thank you, Andrew Klavan. Thank you. Please keep writing and servo1969 - please keep posting this man. If we can laugh at dem attacks - rather than trying to defend ourselves, we win.... Thanks again to both of you.

37 posted on 06/26/2012 10:56:35 AM PDT by GOPJ (The 'doting court eunuchs' of the MSM fail to notice...)
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To: MrB

LOL, today I wouldn’t doubt it a bit.


38 posted on 06/26/2012 11:03:32 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (Remove all Democrats from the Republican party, and we won't have much Left, just a lot of Right.)
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To: servo1969

“Who is the coolest guy
That is what am
Fast talkin’, slow walkin’
Good lookin’ Mohair Sam”


39 posted on 06/26/2012 11:03:48 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: servo1969
You I don’t like because you’re an idiot

I was extremely amused to hear a political chat wherein one person stated, I voted for Obama to prove I'm not racist but now I’m going to have to vote for Romney to prove I'm not stupid.

40 posted on 06/26/2012 11:03:48 AM PDT by MosesKnows (Love many, Trust few, and always paddle your own canoe)
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To: Retired Greyhound

And neither half is African american


41 posted on 06/26/2012 11:13:14 AM PDT by hecht (restore Hetch-Hetchy, and screw San Francisco)
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To: DoughtyOne

George Zimmerman is (considered) to be half Hispanic and half White. Therefore he is considered White.

The irrationality of the Left knows no bounds.
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Don’t forget Bill Richardson (D-NM), who in most ‘casual’ pictures looks like a typical Irishman, but when necessary they ‘make him up to look’ and he exploits his Spanish heritage.
He was a comer till he threw the Clintons under the bus, but then again he was being opportunistic and didn’t realize the “AA” in the White House didn’t need or desire many “H’s” so he settle on a Lezbo Supreme Court Justice and after ‘teasing’ Richardson with VP, then naming Biden, then basically offering Rich SecState, then giving to HRC (paybacks are hell- guess HRC was just interested in ‘bumping’ Richardson).
Guess Richardson’s ‘White 1/4 didn’t get along with OB’s 1/2 White.

It is all so confusing, and YES, this is a helluva good campaign, just all of us admitting we are racist takes a weapon out of the Libs hands.....


42 posted on 06/26/2012 11:25:17 AM PDT by xrmusn (6/98 "Hopefully this administration is a "bad dream" - think the Newhart show.")
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To: DoughtyOne

George Zimmerman is (considered) to be half Hispanic and half White. Therefore he is considered White.

The irrationality of the Left knows no bounds.
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Don’t forget Bill Richardson (D-NM), who in most ‘casual’ pictures looks like a typical Irishman, but when necessary they ‘make him up to look’ and he exploits his Spanish heritage.
He was a comer till he threw the Clintons under the bus, but then again he was being opportunistic and didn’t realize the “AA” in the White House didn’t need or desire many “H’s” so he settle on a Lezbo Supreme Court Justice and after ‘teasing’ Richardson with VP, then naming Biden, then basically offering Rich SecState, then giving to HRC (paybacks are hell- guess HRC was just interested in ‘bumping’ Richardson).
Guess Richardson’s ‘White 1/4 didn’t get along with OB’s 1/2 White.

It is all so confusing, and YES, this is a helluva good campaign, just all of us admitting we are racist takes a weapon out of the Libs hands.....


43 posted on 06/26/2012 11:25:23 AM PDT by xrmusn (6/98 "Hopefully this administration is a "bad dream" - think the Newhart show.")
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To: servo1969

44 posted on 06/26/2012 11:44:26 AM PDT by kidd
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To: servo1969

He’s only half black, so you oppose only half of him?


45 posted on 06/26/2012 11:46:26 AM PDT by sickoflibs (Romney is a liberal. Just watch him closely try to screw us.)
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To: servo1969

“this president is less committed to the American project than any leader of this continent since King George.”

I liked that line.


46 posted on 06/26/2012 11:56:18 AM PDT by headsonpikes (Mass murder and cannibalism are the twin sacraments of socialism - "Who-whom?"-Lenin)
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To: sickoflibs

read it


47 posted on 06/26/2012 11:56:53 AM PDT by MEG33 (O Lord, Guide Our Nation)
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To: Travis McGee

The first broadside, the Alinsky-ing of the Race Card. Good job!


48 posted on 06/26/2012 12:01:52 PM PDT by Lazamataz (People who resort to Godwin's Law are just like Hitler.)
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To: servo1969

Old Sammy Donaldson is none too “Swift,” as Klavan points out.


49 posted on 06/26/2012 12:03:00 PM PDT by pogo101
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To: MEG33

half black....

I know it was satire, but guess what else was?


50 posted on 06/26/2012 12:18:16 PM PDT by sickoflibs (Romney is a liberal. Just watch him closely try to screw us.)
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