"The sh***er was full!"
Posted on 07/09/2012 7:57:24 AM PDT by from occupied ga
By Jay Black
The north Georgia college student who says she’s like to blow up toilets in the woods for fun is now in real serious trouble.
Celia Alchemy Savage was indicted Thursday by a federal grand jury that accused her of making pipe bombs.
Savage, 23, is charged with three counts of making and possessing explosive devices and possessing firearms while unlawfully using controlled substances, U.S. Attorney Sally Quillan Yates said.
Law enforcement agencies raided Savage’s home May 30 and found pipe bombs, firearms and suspected illegal drugs.
Savage allegedly told the FBI that her hobby is blowing up toilets in the woods. To do that, she made five to seven pipe bombs.
"Manufacturing explosive devices and detonating them for recreation was her hobby," according to an ATF report.
Savage told federal agents that she had made between five and seven pipe bombs of various sizes and a "cherry bomb," which she described as a tennis ball containing gun powder, according to the statement from a Federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives agent. She told the agents she knew it was wrong or against the law to make the devices, but said it was her hobby and she is passionate about it, according to the statement.
One of those toilet-exploding expeditions made its way to YouTube, her father admits.
http://youtu.be/VA8zc_UZhOg
"She likes to hunt and fish," Tommy Savage told Channel 2 Action News about his daughter. "She loves shooting. She goes sky diving. All kinds of stuff like that that you wouldn't really typically think of a young lady doing."
Ms. Savage studies auto mechanics at North Georgia Technical College in Clarkesville.
Her public Facebook profile show several pictures of Savage with her fire arms. Plus number statements about her distaste for the people that have charged her.
"I despise all law enforcement and any governing authority," her Facebook profile states. "I am not one for selective targeting but mass destruction."
But Mr. Savage says this is none of the government’s business. Just a little country girl having fun in the woods.
"The government, don't have a whole lot of use for," Savage said. "I think everybody ought to be able to stay on their property, do whatever the heck they want to."
Mr. Savage says his daughter is not a terrorist, militia member, or a drug user. He’s not a big fan of some her friends, though.
Savage is charged with possession of an unregistered destructive device and possession of a firearm by an unlawful user of a controlled substance, according to the warrant obtained against her.
Savage's court-appointed lawyer Jake Waldrop did not immediately return a phone call.
Admission of retreading. Threatening another poster. TERMINATE.
Well observed. :)
Little Johnny was called before his father on the day after Haloween and asked, “Johnny did you and your friends tip over the outhouse last night and roll it in the creek?” To which astonishingly johnny replied “yes Pa.” For which Johnny received a sound thrashing. Johnny sniffling after the punishment told his dad “George Washington’s father didn’t whip him when he admitted cutting down the cherry tree.” His dad replied “george Washington’s father wasn’t in the cherry tree when he cut it down.”
Yeah... You smell like a retread...
"The sh***er was full!"
Oddly enough, my choice of words was to inite you to join in the laughter. Obviously, my bad, since I’m guessing you don’t laugh much, and are irritated when others do, probably due to a time when others were laughing riotously, and you were not. Well observed. :)
Well said,,
lazamataz where do some of these people come from , most of what we post here is in fun.
Looking back at some of mnil posts , he maybe one of the cops ,who has been pointed out as monitoring this and other sites that are pro gun and pro constitutional.
This is just too easy:
LOL... Nice shot. ;-)
Time for the parade. MNIL down. He admitted he’ll be back though, so lets stay frosty. :)
That sucker was nuked to a crisp. The thin-skinned schmuck did a fine job of flaming-out: a shooting star of schmuckery. Thank you, sir, for the entertainment.
So Laz hit it?
There is nothing in the world as rewarding as being a part of a brotherhood.
Seeya, brother.
People tend to see the world in terms of what they actually are, themselves. A thief tends to see the world in terms of locks and larceny.
When he started to call me easily-angered, hateful, a tired old act, emotional, and useless, he identified his own traits.
Oh, and before you notice my hypocracy, why yes, I am a little bit of a loser and a POS. ;)
I didn’t hit nothin’. Admin is the sniper, I’m just the spotter. :)
Most politicians are so full of cr@p, they could have been concerned she'd accidentally mistake one for a target.
Great job, Lazamataz! [smooch] You handled that perfectly.
I gave him sound advice: Next incarnation, avoid me like the plague, cuz I WILL gitchya! :)
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