Jerusalem Residents Plan to Fight Muslim Prayer Call with Rock and Roll Music

Algemeiner ^ | July 16, 2012

[dfwgator]

God gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you
Gave rock and roll to everyone

[Chode]

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor...

[Jack Hydrazine]

I hope they play the full-gospel, Black choir version of Ein Keloheinu as seen in the movie, “Keeping The Faith,”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmWUsSXmS9w

throw some Shlomo Carlebach in there,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC19kaPCMYM

and Avraham Fried,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2lY_ymeBKM

then add some Yehuda Glantz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78nGYFopaAI

plus the Israeli rap group, Subliminal, with their song, “Tikvah” (hope).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hybBJ0InVSA (English subtitles)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzN_Zf7d5dY (Spanish subtitles)

English/Hebrew anthem recorded by over 50 Jewish Music artists.
Chazak Amenu - We stand as one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlA-Wq9SDeE

[HereInTheHeartland]

They just need to have a Jew-B-Q next door with tasty BBQ pork.

http://bbqjew.com/jewbecue/

[dfwgator]

Other choices:

Pigs On the Wing/Pigs (Three Different Ones) - Pink Floyd
March of the Pigs - Nine Inch Nails
War Pigs - Black Sabbath
Three Little Pigs - Green Jelly

[dfwgator]

DROP YOUR BOMBS BETWEEN THE MINARETS!!!

[luvbach1]

I suggest Gangsta Rap and Hip Hop. The Muzz might like good old Rock’n Roll.

[musicman]

[Slings and Arrows]

WE ARE YOUR OVERLORDS!

[montag813]

Why does Israel even tolerate this sh*t? Does the minaret that insanely is permitted to stand ABOVE the Wailing Wall have a loudpseaker??? Jews praying have to tolerate that? Any speakers should be destroyed and banned. Disgusting! This is the Jewish State, dammit!

[elcid1970]

Since the libs & the muzzies seem to be on the same side, and the former hates Chick Fil-A, how about

“Pork Fil-A”!!!

Think of it, tender center cut pork tenderloin slow-cooked over open pit BBQ on a freshbaked roll served in a drive-in under the American flag.

Oh... wait a second, we’ve had that in South Carolina for fifty years now, Maurice’s Piggie Park Barbecue. Liberals hate it, Americans love it.

[PA Engineer]

Rock the Casbah!

[Salamander]

They used Jethro Tull’s “Too Old To Rock And Roll, Too Young to Die” to drive that South American guy out of his bunker.
[drawing a blank on his name, right now]...LOL

I love Tull but ~that~ song played 24/7 would drive me totally insane.

My next-best suggestion would be full-tilt disco.

[dervish]

“Killing an Arab” Cure

[Eleutheria5]

Just have everyone play There Can Be Miracles in Hebrew at the same time. I sometimes sing it out loud myself to counter the Muazzin’s blare. It is a perfect response.

[luvbach1]

They used Jethro Tull’s “Too Old To Rock And Roll, Too Young to Die” to drive that South American guy out of his bunker. [drawing a blank on his name, right now]...LOL

Noriego I think.

[Salamander]

That’s him.

Thanks.

:)

[PapaBear3625]

Visualize what would happen in a Muslim country if Christians started loudly playing church bells in the morning.

Rather than this back and forth, I would think a more effective solution would be to say "We are mounting a decibel meter on the edge of the Jewish village. If the noise from the Muslim call to prayer exceeds X decibels as measured from that meter, then power to your village gets cut off for a half hour."

[Jewbacca]

Wagner is probably a poor choice for Jews.

Me, how about Dick Dale (king of surfer guitar -— you’ll know him when you hear himm Quetin Taratino uses his music in his movies) solo of Hava Nagila?

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=dick+dale+hava+nagila&oq=dick+dale+hav&gs_l=youtube.3.0.0.3783.8338.0.10604.13.9.0.4.4.0.68.547.9.9.0...0.0...1ac.SoosyR1iumY

[Clay Moore]

I was thinking more along the lines of a simple electrical circuit. When the dB meter exceeds X, a small relay closes launching a laser guided missile.

Another option would be speakers mounted on the perimeter directed into the PA zone broadcasting the “brown note” at 150 dB.