Posted on 08/02/2012 8:04:12 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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yay! Finally a top 5 for me!
Is that old windbag still on the air?
Not as often as he used to be. :)
Not for another few minutes!
Present.
I just realized that I am using my lunch time to read up on all the CFA threads.....while munching on watermelon! I must be a wascist or sometin!
Happy Day After Chick-fil-A Day Day!
Shame on you! ;-)
Rush thought Chick-Fil-A was a grocery store. . . I think he needs to get out more.
Bob Beckel is a nasty piece of work. He is an ignorant fool on top of it. I used to DVR “The Five” and lost all tolerance of him. I will not even watch a clip from that show until he is ousted.
Rush: “I thought Chick-fil-A was a grocery store that advertised on the LPGA”.
That was a subtle ha-ha for the estrogen bots :-O
Anyone who would write a personal check to a hooker needs to have his head examined at the very least, not be given a permanent slot on a major network.
Hey Dingy Harry,
The word is out that you have been beating your wife, you need to prove that you have not been beating her!
Wait, Boob Beckel wrote a check for a hooker?
Rush was reading a story from NewsBusters about Sally Quinn suggesting that Chick-a-Fil be “infiltrated.” At first Rush was unable to recall the name of the humble correspondent. I was YELLING the correct name at my car radio when I heard this but FINALLY he got the name right. FUnny thing is this same thing happened almost exactly two years ago when Rush was reading a Washington Examiner article but was at first unable to come up with the name of the author. I yelled at my car radio then too until El Rushbo came through with the correct name.
If Reid is serious about questioning Romney's tax payments, he should ask the IRS to audit Romney, not make wild accusations publicly in an interview.
Why won't you use the accepted process, Harry, if you're so concerned about it?
-PJ
Happy Chick-Fil-A dittos all. CFA had a record day yesterday.
Exactly.
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