Four Things Christians Can Do During Ramadan

biblegateway.com ^ | 8/3/12

[SoFloFreeper]

It’s about midway through the Islamic season of Ramadan, an annual period of fasting and reflection for Muslims. Around the world, millions of Muslims are fasting, praying, reading the Qur’an, and striving for purity in thought and deed. The post below was published last year during Ramadan, and contains some useful ideas for Christians to consider during Ramadan...

[SoFloFreeper]

no, just trying to respect biblegateway.com’s site...

are you interested in seeing Muslims turn away from their false religion? I am.

[JRios1968]

[jmacusa]

No, a girl. Mohammed married a six year-old named Aisha when he was 54.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Four Things Christians Can Do During Ramadan

Urinate copiously onto the nearest mosque door...?

[bert]

A bacon sandwich might kill ya.

Having sex at least once a day while drinking beer and eating shrimp would much healthier protest

[Beagle8U]

A Hog Roast is always good summer time fun. Beers and a koran bonfire make it a well rounded festival. Invite the neighbors!

[fhayek]

Well, I thought that the point of the thread was what could Christians do. I hope that they were not suggesting that we should emulate Mohammed and his minions. Hence my original suggestion.

[98ZJ USMC]

Flush Korans down the toilet?

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I will have 20 copies on hand. I will also schedule 20 pork meals that will be consumed with great relish. The BBQ will be PMCS’d and extra propane, charcoal and plenty of alcohol on hand. Since most pork dishes produce a goodly amount of grease, what better to marinade those quo-rahns in before I flush them. Oh wait, I will need to purchase a 21st copy for toilet paper, too.

Suck pork fat, muzzies.

[henkster]

5. Eat Bacon

6. Drink beer

Well, shoot; every day is Ramadan!

[Durus]

They can get DNA from urine samples just so you know.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

They can get DNA from urine samples just so you know.

I have a dog. Just so you know. ;)

[tillacum]

If you run short of pork rinds, give me a jingle and I’ll you some. We have very spicy, fairly spicy, or just plain.
All pretty good, but not as good as when we did them ourselves.

[Kartographer]

Open up a new restaurant chain call it Pork-fil-la specializing in boneless pork chop topped with bacon sandwiches.

[DannyTN]

"is it my imagination or is it becoming more and more difficult to find ‘em at the local grocery...?"

Not in Nashville.

[elcid1970]

Didn’t know DNA is in urine. Biologically sterile for washing a wound, they taught us in survival school.

Guess that means if a mosque door gets p***d on in Dearborn, the police will round up the local “infidels” and subject them to mandatory urinalysis.

[Craftmore]

We decided to fast 365 days a year from 8pm to 8am.We break fast by eating sausage bacon and eggs.We try to start fast with a pork bbq.

[Responsibility2nd]

If in fact you wanted to post a serious article - you failed.

Read...

You do know that you can post more than 10 words in a thread, don't you?

Even posting the 4 things you mentioned in the title would have helped.

[Figment]

Think I’ll use a koran to light a brushfire out back instead

[Figment]

So they are telling the American public that romney killed a man’s wife? Whew! That is libel, no doubt about it!

I’m in the south and they are still easy to find here. You gotta be careful though, they have lookalikes that are vegetable things that are pretty bad

[Figment]

How did that get on here?