Enjoy some pork rinds and wash it down with some bacon flavored diet coke in front of the mosque?
Posted on 08/09/2012 12:11:39 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper
It’s about midway through the Islamic season of Ramadan, an annual period of fasting and reflection for Muslims. Around the world, millions of Muslims are fasting, praying, reading the Qur’an, and striving for purity in thought and deed. The post below was published last year during Ramadan, and contains some useful ideas for Christians to consider during Ramadan...
(Excerpt) Read more at biblegateway.com ...
Ha! I love the bacon song.
1. Eat bacon.
2. Eat ham.
3. Eat pork chops.
4. Eat more bacon.
There. I think that about covers it.
Enjoy some pork rinds and wash it down with some bacon flavored diet coke in front of the mosque?
Heh, when I first saw it, as it started, I thought “Oh man...I hope this isn’t two minutes of my life I will never get back...”
Then, I thought...”Heh, it was mildly funny” and I watched it again.
It must have been the second time, because then I thought it was really funny and the song has been stuck in my head for a few weeks!
Not around here. National brands, regional brands, and artisinal offerings are all available.
If God didn’t want us to eat pork, He wouldn’t have made EVERY particle of the pig so delicious.
SPAM, you forgot spam. spam, spam, spam, spam...don’t make a fuss. I’ll have your spam. I LOVE it! :)
When I was a visiting professor in Turkey, I was invited to give a faculty seminar on American political party organization. One of the questions asked of me was how do we raise money. I had to tell them that a hog roast was a very popular fund-raising practice in my county.
I get the feeling that the author has one of those ‘Coexist’ bumper stickers on his car.
It’s awfully hard to ‘Coexist’ with someone who keeps trying to kill you.
And be sure everyone knows the ownership donates to Christian, pork producing, heterosexual causes!
I don’t know me and the wife have manage for over 20 years now. ;-)
My guess is that you would approve of my tagline...
Pork rinds ? I’ll pass for some zesty Italian pork sausage,Beer ( ice cold of course) followed by a trip to the local “gentleman’s club” . That is how you help the heathen Mohammedan celebrate Ramadan.
I would definitely go to such a restaurant. All menu items should include pork products in some way shape or form
PORK FAT RULES!
Muslims really hate dogs...just so you know ;)
I plan to use the phrase, “rub some bacon on it” as soon as I can in my meetings!
Well I have to imagine you both step back from that every now and then.
The Jihadis never do so long as they are able.
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