[Noumenon]

They are deaf, dumb, and blind without us.

Yes, they are. They certainly are. Heh heh heh. In addition to Rule .308 and Rule LPG, there's Rule TCP/IP, Rule IOS - and a host of others.

[Billthedrill]

Cut off Twitter and Facebook for a day. Those egomaniacs will cry like narcissists with a broken mirror.

[BuckeyeTexan]

Heh. I like those rules.

And there’s always the electronic version of concealed carry:

cd /
rm -rf *
shutdown -f
exit