I tell ya, DFW... the game was so slow at Rick's Sports Bar... Victor Laszlo had to get the band to play "La Marseillaise" to get the crowd's attention.
And it was about the same in Madrid... over at Quarks... but with the Dabo Girls there, who was watching football!
While we at ESPN are not too proud, DFW... of the Monday Night game--
However, we are still short on apologies since last year's... Alabama Crimson Tide 38 - Florida Gators 10 game!
You heard about Witten, right? I guarantee, he is going to miss a lot more than just the pre-season.
The apologies should be for last year’s Florida-FSU game, that game set college football back 50 years.