NFL Preseason Schedule - 2012 [Week 2 Picks]

ESPN ^ | 8-15-12 | Bender2

[Bender2]

Week 2
THU, AUG 16 TIME (ET) TV RESOURCES LOCATION
Cincinnati at Atlanta 8:00 PM FOX Tickets Georgia Dome
Cleveland at Green Bay 8:00 PM Tickets Lambeau Field

FRI, AUG 17 TIME (ET) TV RESOURCES LOCATION
Tennessee at Tampa Bay 7:30 PM Tickets Raymond James Stadium
Miami at Carolina 8:00 PM Tickets Bank of America Stadium
Detroit at Baltimore 8:00 PM FOX Tickets M&T Bank Stadium
Buffalo at Minnesota 8:00 PM Tickets Mall of America Field
Jacksonville at New Orleans 8:00 PM Tickets Mercedes-Benz Superdome
Oakland at Arizona 10:00 PM Tickets U of Phoenix Stadium

SAT, AUG 18 TIME (ET) TV RESOURCES LOCATION
NY Giants at NY Jets 7:00 PM NFL Tickets MetLife Stadium
Kansas City at St. Louis 8:00 PM Tickets Edward Jones Dome
Washington at Chicago 8:00 PM Tickets Soldier Field
San Francisco at Houston 8:00 PM Tickets Reliant Stadium
Seattle at Denver 9:00 PM Tickets Sports Authority Field at Mile High
Dallas at San Diego 9:00 PM NFL Tickets Qualcomm Stadium

SUN, AUG 19 TIME (ET) TV RESOURCES LOCATION
Indianapolis at Pittsburgh 8:00 PM NBC Tickets Heinz Field

MON, AUG 20 TIME (ET) TV RESOURCES LOCATION
Philadelphia at New England 8:00 PM Tickets Gillette Stadium

[Bender2]

Okay, okay, I know y'all want to see... this... BUT cut the chatter!

Y'all know my love life... never stops my NFL Picks! Tomorrow night's games picks are as follow:

Cincinnati 21 at Atlanta 35: Vick's Old Team flies... high--

Cleveland 3 at Green Bay 28: More joy at big's... house--

Friday night we have Allegra's Old Earlers 24 at Tampa Bay 20: Fisherless ones... finally win one--

Miami 10 at Carolina 28: keeps on trucking--

Detroit 17 at Baltimore 21: Hitch calls it close... and so do I--

Buffalo 27 at Minnesota 10: Viqueens still out in the cold... even with temps above freezing--

Jacksonville 17 at New Orleans 14: The thousand yard and a half stare... still has the fix in for Brees--

Oakland 21 at Arizona 0: Keep it quiet, but Elmer... and I agree 'Waiders over Wedbirds!'--

Saturday finds NY Giants 10 at NY Jets 35: Tebow runs wild... and nakked!--

Kansas City 24 at St. Louis 10: My Old Dallas Texans... shear the Saint Louie Ewes--

Washington 10 at Chicago 28: find Bears are not as tame as Buffaloes--

San Francisco 17 at Houston 28: Allegra's Texicans ruin 9ers... gay apparel parade--

Seattle 6 at Denver 24: Old Man Manning plucks... Seahags' goose--

Sunday night Indianapolis 3 at Pittsburgh 28: Luck steps in Stooler... and doesn't like it--

Monday night finds Philadelphia 21 at New England 24: Vick finds Romneycare... too costly for his ribs--

And, yes sir ree, Saturday night my Boys find their drivers and they just play through... beating the Bolts 27 - 10!

[Bender2]

WHAT, y'all don't... agree?

[freedumb2003]

If you had a skycam hovering over my living room, you would see me dancing and singing “It’s the Most Wonderful Time Of the Year.”

I live for NFL.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

“Go Raduhs!”...

[chargers fan]

Is it just me, or does Ryan Matthews seem injured by the slightest breeze? I realize I have no football talent compared to the worst player on the worst NFL team but I’m also not making big bucks to play a game I had to stop playing at 22.

[BenLurkin]

go browns

[Rennes Templar]

Bears - Super bowl - book it!

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Lets play ball...football that is!

[freedumb2003]

>>Bears - Super bowl - book it!<<

Sans Ditka?????

:)

[circlecity]

How can you predict games which are played solely to determine who will or won’t get cut? I would note that Andrew Luck looked awful good last game. Probably not this year but Indy will be back stronger than ever.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

That’s what they said when Chicago got Kyle Orton’s replacement from Denver. How’d THAT work out?

Cutler panics at the sound of heavy footfalls in his garage.

[oh8eleven]

NY Giants at NY Jets
From another source:

"Jets won't cover up Giants' Super Bowl logos again"

The cover that would be required keeps getting bigger and bigger and ...

... Big Blue!

[dfwgator]

Has the NFL apologized to everyone who watched the Raiders-Cowboys game the other night?

[NCC-1701]

Ummm, sorry. Big D is making room on their shelf for anothe Lombardi trophy. Whenever that happens.

[catfish1957]

I just want to know why you are posting pics of my girl friend JLH!!!!!!

[Bender2]

So sorry, cat, but once you go bot... you never go back!

As you see, cat... it is her choice--

Come back to bed, Bendy... I'm still hungry!

[Fledermaus]

Oh no...don’t tell me JLH has lost enough weight her fantastic set of, ah, ah, ah, you know...are smaller?

GO TITANS! Don’t choke Friday Locker.

[Bender2]

Re: Has the NFL apologized to everyone who watched the Raiders-Cowboys game the other night?

I tell ya, DFW... the game was so slow at Rick's Sports Bar... Victor Laszlo had to get the band to play "La Marseillaise" to get the crowd's attention.

And it was about the same in Madrid... over at Quarks... but with the Dabo Girls there, who was watching football!

While we at ESPN are not too proud, DFW... of the Monday Night game--

However, we are still short on apologies since last year's... Alabama Crimson Tide 38 - Florida Gators 10 game!

[dfwgator]

You heard about Witten, right? I guarantee, he is going to miss a lot more than just the pre-season.

[dfwgator]

The apologies should be for last year’s Florida-FSU game, that game set college football back 50 years.