Woman burned about hot seat at Cowboys Stadium sues Cowboys and Jerry Jones

Fort Worth Star-Telegram ^ | August 15, 2012 | Elizabeth Campbell

[Salamander]

Or even a “light black” bench.

[dixiechick2000]

“Wash said he didn’t know how long Carrillo sat on the bench, but when she got up to use the restroom, she discovered her burns.”

Lord have mercy! It’s Texas.......it’s HOT.

But, to not realize you have third degree burns until you go to the bathroom?

That woman has, either, no nerves in her butt, or no brain in her head.

“Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can’t help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime: the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.
Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough For Love”

I love that quote! You are one fart smeller. ;o)

[JRios1968]

She’s just being an ass

[P.O.E.]

Judge: “You may approach the bench - no, not that way”

[Slings and Arrows]

That woman has, either, no nerves in her butt, or no brain in her head.

Y'know, the brain has no sensory receptors...

[Lady Jag]

I don’t believe she’s telling the truth. If her butt was that numb that she couldn’t feel the heat enough to get off the bench she’s too numb. Period.

She burned her butt somewhere else later and remembered the potential big bank of the bench two years ago.

[Slings and Arrows]

So she’s either a crook or a moron. My opinion is “yes.”

[TheOldLady]

She must have no nerve endings in her butt. And it’s not possible for her flesh to have been charred (3rd degree burn) in that circumstance. Therefore, the rest of her sad tale of woe is suspect as well.

1st degree = reddened, tender skin
2nd degree = blisters and pain
3rd degree = charred, cooked flesh

[is_is]

well that just burns my a$$.....

[the_devils_advocate_666]

[SZonian]

LOL! Well played!

[deport]

The Petition:

Carillo vs Cowboys
http://www.scribd.com/doc/103050406/Carillo-vs-Cowboys

[Slings and Arrows]

I still can’t believe she’d sit on the bench in the first place. This woman redefines “dumb”.

[TheOldLady]

Yes, and I agree with Heinlein’s quote, too.

[3boysdad]

Maybe somebody heated it up with a blow-torch when no one was lookin?!

[Pearls Before Swine]

Maybe somebody heated it up with a blow-torch when no one was lookin?!

The bench? Or the butt?

[dixiechick2000]

LOL! Good point!

Starting school soon?

[Slings and Arrows]

Started this week. Oy.