Naomi Wolf Writes Biography About Her Body Part

NewsBusters ^ | August 27, 2012 | P.J. Gladnick

[PJ-Comix]

Your humble correspondent is so fascinated by his own navel that he spends hours each day just staring at it. In fact, I am so absorbed by that body part that I am planning on writing a biography about it called "Belly Button: A New Biography."

Should you think that I am over the top in narcissistic self-absorbtion, that is nothing compared to the book that former Al Gore "alpha male" consultant, Naomi Wolf, has written. I shall put the title of her about to be released book under the fold to give you the opportunity to put your coffee mugs down to spare drenching your computer monitors. Okay, are you ready? Here is the title:

[PJ-Comix]

I'm getting in touch with Naomi's publisher to pitch my own book: "Toe: A New Biography."

[dfwgator]

"Toe: A New Biography."

"I'll buy that!"

[Ann Archy]

SEX....SEX.....SEX....is ALL the Democrats think about.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

That book sounds “Vag-Tastic”

[Liberty Valance]

A Georgia O'Keeffe retrospective?

[Cincinatus]

From the Amazon.com review:

she discovers, much to her own astonishment, an increasing body of scientific evidence that suggests that the vagina is not merely flesh, but an intrinsic component of the female brain—and thus has a fundamental connection to female consciousness itself.

You just can't make this stuff up.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

Yep....so now I can say to a woman...”oh, you’re just thinking with your vagina.” haha.

[Pearls Before Swine]

(Sung to tune of “I looked over Jordan”)

I looked below my navel and what did I see?
I saw my ??*@*! looking back at me....

[Pearls Before Swine]

Re Post 8:

Of course I meant, to the tune of “Swing low, sweet chariot”

[Billthedrill]

Dang it, it ain’t fair. I wrote a multi-chapter treatise on Mr. Happy and the publishers wouldn’t touch it. So to speak.

[NewHampshireDuo]

I love the scene in the TV series Monk where he has to go through a humungous vagina in a science museum.

[Positive]

"...from one of our most respected cultural critics and thinkers..."

Hunh??? Truly disturbing.

Oh yeah! Amazon that's Jeff Bezos's company. He's the guy who gave $2.5 million to the gay marriage effort?

[Oztrich Boy]

she discovers, much to her own astonishment, an increasing body of scientific evidence that suggests that the vagina is not merely flesh, but an intrinsic component of the female brain—and thus has a fundamental connection to female consciousness itself.

What a stupid c____

[MrB]

I was going to post a question - “what? her elbow? earlobe? no, I know, it has to be something to do with sex.”

It’s not “democrats” per se, though democrats are the political party that those with this worldview flock too.

It’s inherent with an ideology that rejects the absolutes that they will become obsessed with sex, and usually abnormal sex.
This was part and parcel of the fall of the Roman empire.

(Schaefer - How Shall We Then Live)

[trailhkr1]

I'm gonna say it..belly button piercings are incredibly hot on women...simple one though..not the huge costume jewelery types.

[Positive]

"Yep....so now I can say to a woman...”oh, you’re just thinking with your vagina.” haha."

Or ask...

Are you thinking with your vaginal brain lobe? You have to tell me because I didn't get that part of the brain.

[KC_Conspirator]

LOL!

Naomi Wolf is such a psychobabble huckster! I cant believe people take her serious? Didnt she offer "alpha male" Algore the advice to wear "earth tones"?

[Lazamataz]

Dang it, it ain’t fair. I wrote a multi-chapter treatise on Mr. Happy and the publishers wouldn’t touch it. So to speak.

While I admit that took balls, it seems the work would not stand on it's own merit.

[Izzy Dunne]

LOL!

From the comments:

I guess it it were an autobiography, typing would have been awk-ward!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Why not? If Democrats are to be believed (and of course we know they are not), women aren’t to be bothered with trivial issues like the economy, deficit, and jobs. Oh, no; the only issues “important to women” are birth control and abortion.

Hence, the Democrats have effectively reduced women simply to reproductive organs that can vote.