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Naomi Wolf Writes Biography About Her Lady Parts
News Busters ^ | 8-27-2012 | P.J. Gladnick

Posted on 08/27/2012 1:04:49 PM PDT by servo1969

Your humble correspondent is so fascinated by his own navel that he spends hours each day just staring at it. In fact, I am so absorbed by that body part that I am planning on writing a biography about it called "Belly Button: A New Biography."

Should you think that I am over the top in narcissistic self-absorbtion, that is nothing compared to the book that former Al Gore "alpha male" consultant, Naomi Wolf, has written. I shall put the title of her about to be released book under the fold to give you the opportunity to put your coffee mugs down to spare drenching your computer monitors. Okay, are you ready? Here is the title:

(Excerpt) Read more at newsbusters.org ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; Philosophy; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: book; naomi; wolf

1 posted on 08/27/2012 1:04:55 PM PDT by servo1969
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To: servo1969

I hear things get pretty hairy around Chapter 6.


2 posted on 08/27/2012 1:05:43 PM PDT by servo1969
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To: servo1969

I guess we shouldn’t be surprised that Naomi Wolf would write about and be praised for such drivel. Good lord. :-(


3 posted on 08/27/2012 1:08:56 PM PDT by scottjewell
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To: servo1969
Naomi Wolf Writes Biography About Her Lady Parts


4 posted on 08/27/2012 1:09:56 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("If you're not fiscally AND socially conservative, you're not conservative!" - Jim Robinson, 9-1-10)
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To: servo1969
"Edward Gibbon (1737 - 1794) in his Decline And Fall Of The Roman Empire (1976 - 1988) said that the following five attributes marked Rome at the end; first, a mounting love of show and luxury; second, a widening gap between the very rich and the very poor; third, an obsession with sex, fourth, freakishness in the arts, masquerading as originality, and enthusiasm pretending to be creativity; fifth, an increased desire to live off the state".

5 posted on 08/27/2012 1:11:51 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working fors)
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To: servo1969

What is so damned special about hers that it merits a 400-page biography?


6 posted on 08/27/2012 1:12:13 PM PDT by Loyalist
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To: servo1969

It seems like whenever left-wingers get really desperate, they start thinking about taking their clothes off.


7 posted on 08/27/2012 1:16:14 PM PDT by Steely Tom (If the Constitution can be a living document, I guess a corporation can be a person.)
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To: servo1969

>> she discovers [...] an increasing body of scientific evidence that suggests that the vagina is not merely flesh, but an intrinsic component of the female brain—and thus has a fundamental connection to female consciousness itself.”

Haha. I think most guy would get smacked for suggesting a woman was “thinking with her ... [choose your own vulgarity]”.

Sounds like a book that might be good for a laugh. Dworkin’s “Intercourse” was a hoot.

SnakeDoc


8 posted on 08/27/2012 1:16:14 PM PDT by SnakeDoctor ("I've shot people I like more for less." -- Raylan Givens, Justified)
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To: servo1969

Naomi Wolf is no lady. A female perhaps, but not a lady.


9 posted on 08/27/2012 1:17:52 PM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class!)
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To: servo1969

Reader’s Digest used to do these stories all the time:

“I am Joe’s pancreas.”

THis is just

“I am Jill’s VaJayJay”.


10 posted on 08/27/2012 1:19:59 PM PDT by DManA
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To: servo1969

Alternate titles:

“Travels with ‘gina: The Strange Travels of my Lady Parts.”
“I’m Like a Diner - Open 24/7.”
“Admit It, You Bought the This for the Pictures”


11 posted on 08/27/2012 1:21:00 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: MrB

Classics!!!! Thanks for that quote. This is the “knowledge” that was removed by John Dewey so that human beings would NOT get off the “wheel of history” like our Founders did.

The vast study of history and philosophy and laws gives one the ability to become wise that ordinary everyday experiences do not allow. This destruction of Knowledge in our schools——to insert “social” sciences and one’s own experiences and moral relativism (Dewey pragmatism).....Is FATAL.

We are reaping the years of destruction of the minds of generations of children, so they are unable to understand the world and politics and make moral decisions.

Just bought some sets of Gibbon’s classic work from a used book store to give as Christmas gifts :) .


12 posted on 08/27/2012 1:21:56 PM PDT by savagesusie (Right Reason According to Nature = Just Law)
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To: servo1969

These people so lack any sort of meaningful spiritiality that they turn towards themselves and start anthro-porn- morphising a mere body part. They have in essence have become empty headed self-animists...

Instead of putting their own brain on a pedistal they seek to worship a piece of flesh that gives them some short term pleasure while ignoring the seat of the soul and that is the mind which leads to long term fullfillment.


13 posted on 08/27/2012 1:25:18 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: servo1969

There’s something fishy about this book....


14 posted on 08/27/2012 1:25:44 PM PDT by henkster (We're the slaves of the phony leaders...)
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To: servo1969

“an increasing body of scientific evidence that suggests that the vagina is not merely flesh, but an intrinsic component of the female brain”

Good. For years,guys have been accused of thinking with the other head rather than the one on their shoulders.

So apparently girls also name their parts, so they too, can be accused of being on a first name basis with the thing that makes 95% of their decisions.

Fair’s fair.


15 posted on 08/27/2012 1:27:00 PM PDT by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: servo1969

I hear the introduction is by “The Man in the Boat”.
Seriously, folks, the New York Literary Establishment
has so overdone their own navel-gazing, in the form of their
never-ending fascination with themselves as a culturally indispensable social group, that it’s only natural one of their ilk moves southward several inches to examine another
body part.
I also hear she snagged Al Gore to write the afterword, which explores in finest academic interdisciplinary style, the connection between Global Warming and the Global Vagina.
Of course, it was probably the cheap-to-produce play
“The Vagina Monologues” that made this Wolf book possible.
I knew Naomi was headed for insanity when I read something
by her which devoted thousands of words to the significance
of horny old Professor Harold Bloom, muttering some flattering
words to her, as he reached under the table to touch her knee. She got so into the significance of that one moment in
time you’d think she’d discovered some kind of Sexual General Theory of Relativity. This kind of crap is just the
academic equivalent of a frivolous lawsuit, where a fender-bender at 2 MPH is seen as the cause of permanent disability.


16 posted on 08/27/2012 1:32:46 PM PDT by supremedoctrine
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To: Army Air Corps

Another alternate:
“The Sisterhood of the Traveling Vaginas”.


17 posted on 08/27/2012 1:37:20 PM PDT by supremedoctrine
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To: savagesusie

A guy I listen to has a saying about studying history -

we don’t study history in order to avoid making the same mistakes as were made in the past,

we study history so that we recognize when today’s assclowns are making the same mistakes as yesterday’s assclowns, understand the consequences, and prepare accordingly.


18 posted on 08/27/2012 1:38:45 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working fors)
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To: servo1969

Liberals: Do it if it feels good, damned the consequences. They have absolutely no self control. I never dated a liberal: Never knew where she had been.


19 posted on 08/27/2012 1:39:18 PM PDT by CodeToad (Anticipate their arrival...they won't.)
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To: SnakeDoctor
Dworkin’s “Intercourse” was a hoot

Having seen her pics, I'm guessing that it wasn't autobiographical.

20 posted on 08/27/2012 1:40:35 PM PDT by wbill
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To: wbill

She was actually a hooker for a while. People paid her. I s*** you not.

That was one messed-up broad. She got beat within an inch of her life by her anarchist husband, got raped a time or two (at least), and was a hooker for a while. Makes sense that she hated men. Doesn’t make sense that so many pampered feminists went along with it.

SnakeDoc


21 posted on 08/27/2012 1:49:17 PM PDT by SnakeDoctor ("I've shot people I like more for less." -- Raylan Givens, Justified)
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To: servo1969

Sounds like a very dry read.


22 posted on 08/27/2012 1:51:51 PM PDT by patriotsblood
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To: patriotsblood

So, does the book demand that you read faster and faster as you near the end?


23 posted on 08/27/2012 1:56:50 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: supremedoctrine

I am reminded of some of the cautionary myths of the ‘vagina dentata’ which is Latin for ‘toothed vagina’. An old folk tale which cautions that sex with such a woman could cause the castration of a male.

Carl Jung had a lot to say about such women and archetypes. I think Ms. Wolfe may have uhhhh bitten off more than she can chew.

LOL

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata


24 posted on 08/27/2012 1:57:36 PM PDT by penelopesire (TIME FOR A SPECIAL PROSECUTOR!)
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To: MrB

Exactly. That was what the Founders studied—Classics-—what was wrong with the Athenian Democracy? Why did Machiavelli stress the need for Virtue in militaries? What made Western Civilization, so successful compared with the East? Why did Cicero embrace Natural Law Theory and the idea of Natural Rights and connect it to Justice-—Just Law— as Socrates, Aristotle and Plato detailed—and embrace Republics as the best type of government which would yield the most individual freedom.

Children are not taught to use the intellect-—that would take classical knowledge and much study and effort—they are taught to “feel” what is Right and Wrong so they will be useful idiots for government elites.


25 posted on 08/27/2012 1:57:53 PM PDT by savagesusie (Right Reason According to Nature = Just Law)
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To: patriotsblood
Sounds like a very dry read.

Bwahahahaha!!!

26 posted on 08/27/2012 2:25:36 PM PDT by Sparticus (Tar and feathers for the next dumb@ss Republican that uses the word bipartisanship.)
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To: servo1969
Naomi's sequel -

A**hole: An Autobiography

27 posted on 08/27/2012 2:34:23 PM PDT by Dr. Thorne (Democrats new name = The CSA - The Communist/Satanic/Anti-American Party)
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To: servo1969

Somebody earlier today made a palindrome of her name:

“Naomi Wolf - Flow, I moan.”

;^)


28 posted on 08/27/2012 2:37:41 PM PDT by elcid1970 (Nuke Mecca now. Death to Islam means freedom for all mankind. Deus vult!)
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To: servo1969
Naomi Wolf Writes Biography About Her LadyFemale Parts

One should never use the words "Naomi Wolf" and "Lady" in the same sentence, except in the negation of one or the other.

29 posted on 08/27/2012 3:12:10 PM PDT by IronJack (=)
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To: servo1969
stooopid vagina... feh
30 posted on 08/27/2012 3:15:43 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Army Air Corps
"Our Sphincters, Our Selves"
"Naomi's Bicycle: Everyone's Ridden It"
"Ebola's Best Friend"
"Dangerous Caves"
31 posted on 08/27/2012 3:20:10 PM PDT by IronJack (=)
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To: elcid1970
Somebody earlier today made a palindrome of her name:

An anagram maybe. Not a palindrome.

32 posted on 08/27/2012 3:23:28 PM PDT by IronJack (=)
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To: supremedoctrine
I hear the introduction is by “The Man in the Boat”.

Ahh, my favorite Hemingway story: The Old Man in the Boat.

33 posted on 08/27/2012 3:25:22 PM PDT by Erasmus (Zwischen des Teufels und des tiefen, blauen Meers)
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To: servo1969

34 posted on 08/27/2012 3:26:05 PM PDT by Flashman_at_the_charge (Bill Maher is the de facto court-jester and fundraiser of the Obama regime.)
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To: Stormdog

So apparently girls also name their parts....

^^^
No, we do not. Only perverted leftists act like that.


35 posted on 08/27/2012 3:32:40 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Pray for our republic.)
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To: IronJack

Take a closer look, IJ.

BTW, why isn’t “palindrome” one?


36 posted on 08/27/2012 3:35:54 PM PDT by Erasmus (Zwischen des Teufels und des tiefen, blauen Meers)
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To: servo1969

leftists are perverts, ehy is anyone surprised?


37 posted on 08/27/2012 3:39:29 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: servo1969

What will this book tell us? She had it retreaded? I don’t care how many times her odometer has turned over and I don’t mean her car.


38 posted on 08/27/2012 3:45:25 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: servo1969
Naomi Wolf Arrested At Occupy Wall Street Protest In New York
guardian.co.uk, Tuesday 18 October 2011

"Naomi Wolf, the celebrated feminist author and campaigner,
has been arrested at an Occupy Wall Street protest outside an
awards ceremony held to honour New York's governor.

Wolf and a companion were led away in handcuffs from the
street in front of Skylight Studios in Manhattan."


39 posted on 08/27/2012 4:00:39 PM PDT by Iron Munro ("In any compromise between good and evil, it is only evil that can profit." - Ayn Rand)
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To: servo1969

40 posted on 08/27/2012 4:04:49 PM PDT by outofsalt ("If History teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything")
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To: supremedoctrine

Last ditch alternate title: `Godzilla & King Kong Versus Naomi Wolf’s Vagina.’


41 posted on 08/27/2012 4:05:16 PM PDT by tumblindice (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: IronJack

“Naomi Wolf: “Flow, I moan” is a palindrome. The letters spell the same backwards & forwards, not including punctuation & caps. An anagram is a rearrangement of the letters, as when the immigrant French author Sanche de Gramont anagramitized his surname into the more American sounding “Ted Morgan”.

Now, is this a palindrome?

“T. Eliot, top bard, notes putrid tang emanating, is sad. I’d assign it a name: gnat dirt upset on drab pot toilet.”

From “Here at the New Yorker”, Brendan Gill, 1976.


42 posted on 08/27/2012 5:02:52 PM PDT by elcid1970 (Nuke Mecca now. Death to Islam means freedom for all mankind. Deus vult!)
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To: Erasmus
By golly ... yer' right! Missed it entirely!

I give up ...

43 posted on 08/27/2012 5:11:32 PM PDT by IronJack (=)
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To: tumblindice

Hope and Crosby: The Road to Naomi Wolf’s Vagina.
Abbott and Costello Meet Naomi Wolf’s Vagina.
(remakes along the lines of the latest 3 Stooges movie.)


44 posted on 08/27/2012 8:17:48 PM PDT by supremedoctrine
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To: savagesusie

To clarify, that quote was actually from Schaefer referencing Gibbons.


45 posted on 08/28/2012 5:29:56 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working fors)
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To: servo1969

Liberals are nuts. There should never be in power.


46 posted on 08/28/2012 5:34:29 AM PDT by Vision ("Did I not say to you that if you would believe, you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40)
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To: SnakeDoctor
She got beat within an inch of her life by her anarchist husband, got raped a time or two (at least), and was a hooker for a while. Makes sense that she hated men.

It sounds like she tried to shove her head up her behind, and got the wrong orifice.

47 posted on 08/29/2012 11:09:08 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 ( Lame and ill-informed post)
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To: servo1969

I hear that Naomi Wolf is going to be the ‘surprise’ guest speaker at the RNC.


48 posted on 08/29/2012 11:13:10 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 ( Lame and ill-informed post)
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