[Liz]

Pres and Mrs Obama indicated their two daughters will attend Planned Parenthood's "Sex Is Okay" programs for teens and pre-teens. The president has asked HHS and the DOE to assist in the presentation......b/c the Obama's want voters to know that govt has all the know-how necessary to achieve sexual pleasure, at any age.

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"I hope you have fun at the "Sex Is Okay" event, Malia."

Don't worry Dad--I'll have fun and I won't get
punished with a baby, thanks to the DNC's planning."

"Malia, I don't want my reputation as a fashion plate tarnished. I hope you choose the right color condom."

"Don't worry, Mom. My condoms will match my convention dress perfectly."

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" Malia's hook-up for the convention is very important for your reelection chances, Obama. A black athlete would be nice---if we could find one who hasn't raped anyone lately."

"A Trayvon Martin look-alike would be nice----but they wouldn't let him into the convention wearing a hoodie. Look, I really need to shore up my gay base after the Biden screw-up----know any nice Democrat girls Malia and Sasha could hook-up with?"

[KeyLargo]

"Reporting for duty"

[KC_Conspirator]

Vote for us or we will call you racist.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2925571/posts

Look like Mr. Sandman came through for him.

[Safrguns]

This is just down right sicko...

This is not going to be a political party convention...

It’s going to be a mass gay pride event.

I would advise all God fearing people to stay clear.

[major-pelham]

It’s not his daughter’s fault her parents are loons. Should probably have left her out of it.

[ExxonPatrolUs]

Hilarious and believable.

[ichabod1]

OHMIGOD THATS APPALLING DISGUSTING HORRENJOUS HOW THEY CAN GETING AWAY WITH THISSSSS?!!???!!!??!??!!!!!???

[tophat9000]

Satire???...Because with the left you never know now

[ichabod1]

In a world where pink vajayjays invade the RNC, anything is likely to happen.

[Gumdrop]

OK. Is this for real??? It sounds so very outrageous, that it should be a parody. Knowing the Democrat party, however, it seems it may actually be believable.

It is a testament to their mentality, lack of morality, and total loss of any sense of the country’s values. Could it be that Democrats are primarily associating with prostitutes, gangsters, druggies, thieves, and all other such undesirable people?

Oh, sorry. I’m sure the word “undesirable people” is in the list of verboten words as it sounds racist to me.

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

How many great civilizations behaved in this way shortly before their collapse?

[Travis McGee]

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

“Let’s have weird, perverted orgies, with ugly, old, fat, stinky people doing disgusting things! Everything goes! Sex with children and animals! Bondage and discipline! Whips, chains, branding, piercings, group sex, homosexual and lesbian sex, trepanation, public abortion and fetus cannibalism, necrophilia, scat! You name it and we will defile it and curse God while we are doing it!”

Or, just cut to the chase...

“Give us fire and brimstone, as you did to our master!”

[papertyger]

Jimmy Carter: Uh, hi there, everybody. It's good to see your faces. Tonight I want to talk to you about a timeless Democratic tradition - sexual performance in the White House! [ smiles and salutes the crowd ]

I am going to personally try to be a lusty, zesty kind of president, and follow.. [ winks at girl in the crowd ] Hi, baby. How are you? [ returns to speech ] ..and follow the lusty example of LBJ, JFK, and FDR.

I want you to remember for a moment the love life of Harry Truman, and my guess is that his First Lady was one satisfied customer! [ makes kissing gestures to girls in the crowd ]

It is in my heart that I have commited adultery, and that God forgives me, and.. um.. I forgot to add when I said that, that I have worn women's clothing.. [ pauses and smiles ] ..and I look very beautiful in it, too! I dont know why I said that, but I think that in the long run it will help me get elected!

You know, when stopping like this, I have had the opportunity to lust after a lot of women in America, and I have found that.. "East coast girls are really hip, I really dig the styles they wear.." [ pauses and smiles ] "..and the Northern girls, with the way they look, they keep me warm up there.." [ clicks along ] "I wish they all could be California girls!"

So far in my campaign, I have only fantisized. But now I actually look forward to some of the girls I've lusted after. Saucy vixens like Helena Kazan, Sheri Lewis, Phyliss Newman - actually, I'm not sure God ever forgave me for Phyliss Newman. But I want you to look at our Democratic figures - FDR, LBJ, JFK, Harry Truman - now, here were lusty, zesty men, seething with vital hormonal secretions. These were men of action. Doers. Democrats!

As your president, I look forward to deeply satisfying each and every last one of you! God forgive us all! Thank you!