Posted on 09/05/2012 8:57:46 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
You didn’t watch last night? This is just a drop in the bucket of schlock...
“Schlock and Awe.......................chit”
LOLing the condom drop instead of a balloon drop!!!
Monica Lewinsky’s Former Rabbi To Deliver Benediction After Bill Clinton Speaks At DNC
After listening to all of that crappolla last night and watching the ADORING mezmorized faces on the “flock”...I suggest dropping Kool Aid packets! SHEESH! I ahvent seen that much mind numbing adoration since Jonestown!
http://www.businessweek.com/news/2012-09-05/louboutin-wins-appeal-over-saint-laurent-red-soles-shoes
OT: Sheesh.
http://www.therightscoop.com/facepalm-reason-tv-finds-out-how-pro-choice-democrats-really-are/
Here’s a piece re: indigenous muslims
http://www.westernjournalism.com/obama-to-lose-yet-another-huge-voting-bloc/
Stuff for the breaks:
http://directorblue.blogspot.com/
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/
Sounds fair to me, seeing as one of the Dims called Nikki Haley Eva Braun.
Rush is right about O writing a new book but the title would be more appropriate if it was named...”My Struggle”
I think it’s cool Rush figured out they don’t have any balloons because they were going to be outside.
Caught 0bama in another lie.
lol, I did not know that.
There is so much hot air at that gathering, Im guessing he is paying some poor schlubs to blow up balloons, as we speak!
EVERYTHING about that Idiot and his angry beard, is a LIE..EVERYTHING!
Trootie the caller was bloody awesome!
“If 0bama stays in office 4 more years I’m going to be driving a car with a rusty hole in it.”
Brilliant!
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