Chris Matthews: If Clinton Landed On Mars "He Would Know How To Reproduce" (video)

RealClearPolitics ^ | September 6, 2012 | Ian Schwartz

[yldstrk]

and there’s no one there to raise them. If you did.

[Belteshazzar]

I just want to know if Bill Clinton got Sandra Fluke’s phone number. She is at least as good looking as Monica, and has equally high morals.

[UCANSEE2]

"If Clinton landed on Mars, he would know how to do it with them. He would know how to reproduce. He would know everything. He'd just instinctively know. How to talk to people. He'd be laughing in about five minutes."

[Mormon Cricket]

Whatever you say, Mr. Tingles...

[upsdriver]

In other words, if Clinton landed on Mars, he would totally ef things up.

[tina07]

I can’t for the life of me figure out why he is worshipped and called the most admired ex-prez. He makes me sick, two-bit POS pervert.

[UCANSEE2]

Oh, please, please, PLEASE can we send him to Mars!? I’ll even chip in a quarter and two half-used cards of Papa Murphy’s coupons that I found in my wallet!

We tried that once. Here's the result.

[Tex-Con-Man]

Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise the kids. In fact it’s cold as hell.

And there's no one there to raise them, if you did...

[DoughtyOne]

I have no doubt whatsoever that he could get half the way to reproduction on Mars. I haven’t called him a hand-job for the last twenty years for no reason at all. He’s a fourteen year old in a man’s body.

Sadly we replaced another president with a 9 year old trapped in a man’s body.

[des]

He is our friend.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Man, if this is what the Peace Corps does to your brain, I’d never let a child of mine near that organization!!

[MasterGunner01]

So, now we're to believe that Chrissy Mathews is an expert on Martian flora and fauna? How does he know that Clinton could breed with a Martian? How does he know that a Martian would find it acceptable to breed with Clinton (or Mathews for that matter). Chrissy gets stranger and stranger.

[TornadoAlley3]

[The Cajun]

Always thought Matthews was a space cadet.
The guy is certifiably nuts.

[Puckster]

“Mentally ill.”

Beat me to it.

Chris Matthews......It's like he's created a self-made sinkhole and he just gets deeper and deeper into it.....and he seems to like it.....before you know it....abysmal...ergo, the sinkhole becomes an abyss.

He's getting really embarrassing.

[longfellow]

yes we know he would somehow reproduce. he just better hope that aliens have lips. Ask Juanita Broderick why Ahole mathews

[Salgak]

Of course he would. He’d nail anything even VAGUELY female. . . . and be off for the next before they could say, “Was it good for you, too???”

[DUH]

Due to the fact (at least to my mind) Chris Matthews, is the #1 Martian ... maybe he could get the thrill back with Clinton.

[windsorknot]

If Chris Matthews landed on 0bama’s leg.....oh, nevermind.